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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2009, 09:03:24 pm »
why did my penis cross the road..?

To get to the other vagina

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2009, 10:00:16 pm »
Ewww!!! eww!!! eww!!! ewww!!!


That is SOOO sick !!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

its not funny..!! :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2009, 10:06:32 pm »
thx 4 sparing us this awkward moment roxy hehehe

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2009, 10:11:07 pm »
thx 4 sparing us this awkward moment roxy hehehe

LOL..!! THis is what it reminded me of :

so this one is talking about a girls first time:

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.     



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL..!!!
I think I should stop now :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2009, 10:13:24 pm »
hehehe .. dude, u cn always knw what point its getting to 4rm the beginning .. :P

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2009, 10:16:14 pm »
hehehe .. dude, u cn always knw what point its getting to 4rm the beginning .. :P

LOOOOOOOOOLL..!! I knowww!! HAHAHAHAHA A
But I couldnt hellp it LOOOOOOOOOOOOLL..!!


cuz this one crackkkked me upppppp !! gosh.. makes me think my mind is sooooooooo dirty :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2009, 10:17:29 pm »
hehehehe ... dnt we all have tht mind ?? :P

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2009, 10:20:45 pm »
LOL..!! THis is what it reminded me of :

so this one is talking about a girls first time:

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.     



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL..!!!
I think I should stop now :P

of course it was a dentist! i knew that all along! what ELSE could it be?! ???
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2009, 10:22:08 pm »
hahahahahahhahaha omer ...
yeah, right ...

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2009, 10:26:05 pm »
hahahahahahhahaha omer ...
yeah, right ...

shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2009, 10:29:44 pm »
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMERRRRR


Thank gid my mind isnt as dirty as his!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL.!!
This is getting sicker by the post, I wonder what'll happen when Mani actually gets here :p
LETS STOppp the sickness :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2009, 10:30:08 pm »
shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :P


hehehe .. no !!

OMER, YEAH PROB U WERE THE 1ST ONE TO THNK OF THT OTHER THNG .. YA3NI UR A GUY!!
what else cn be expected .. :P

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2009, 10:31:30 pm »
hehehe .. no !!

OMER, YEAH PROB U WERE THE 1ST ONE TO THNK OF THT OTHER THNG .. YA3NI UR A GUY!!
what else cn be expected .. :P


loll..!! I knowww.. guys I swear arre SOOO disgustingg... There minds.. Yalllah, I wouldnt be able to live with a mind as sick as theirs :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2009, 10:31:39 pm »
hehehe .. no !!

OMER, YEAH PROB U WERE THE 1ST ONE TO THNK OF THT OTHER THNG .. YA3NI UR A GUY!!
what else cn be expected .. :P

what else can be expected....... that i figured out its a dentist all along before yall :P
By the way, what is this "OTHER" thing you two are talking about? and whats so sick about dentists? or do you people consider oral hygiene as a sickening thing? ???
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2009, 10:32:45 pm »
hehehehe ...
omer, shut up .. ur getting lame ... :P