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Offline SGVaibhav

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LAME JOKES :D
« on: November 01, 2009, 05:39:20 pm »
Post lame jokes here.
If you can make good jokes lame in some way, do that also.

Why 2 LAME JOKES!!! (LOL)

1)The Black Cat:

You are going out some where and you see a black cat.
What does it mean?
Answers in the end

2)The Goat and The Food:

There is a goat which is tied to a rope which is tied to a tree (in short the goat is tied to the tree through the rope).
The rope is 10feet long.
The goat is hungry and there is food 12 feet from the tree.
How will the goat get the food?
Give up???












Answers:
1) Even the black cat is going somewhere.
2) Even the goat gave up.
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Offline Ukhti-R

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 05:43:31 pm »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL..!!!
Vaihaabbb !?!?!?

Im so glad you made this thread, surely I shall be one hell of a poster in here :P ;)
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 06:39:34 pm »
I have one :D

Your mama's head so big...
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she needs a really big hat!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 06:40:38 pm »
Yo mama's house is so small ..

.. if we order a large pizza we'll have to eat it OUTSIDE !!  :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2009, 06:58:57 pm »
loool at the black cat joke .. its these lame jokes tht actually cracks me up ..
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2009, 07:07:06 pm »
but there is actually some logic behind the black cat joke
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2009, 07:09:19 pm »
i love yo mama jokes :D

best lame jokes ever !!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2009, 07:10:51 pm »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on November 01, 2009, 07:09:19 pm
i love yo mama jokes :D

best lame jokes ever !!!

yo mama's so fat .. when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYONE :P

yo mama's so fat .. people jog around her for exercise :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2009, 07:12:09 pm »
hahahaha q80

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2009, 07:15:26 pm »
Quote from: Exam_Terrified on November 01, 2009, 07:12:09 pm
hahahaha q80

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

yo mama's so stupid when ur father said it was chilly outside she ran out with a plate! :P

yo mama's so old .. her breast milk is POWDERED! :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2009, 07:17:37 pm »
loooooooooooooooool @ the powdered milk .. 3agbetny di ...

Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.


Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2009, 07:21:48 pm »
haha :P

i gtg now .. i lose :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2009, 07:24:01 pm »
Quote from: Q80BOY on November 01, 2009, 07:21:48 pm
haha :P

i gtg now .. i lose :P

we're n competition already?? :P

mashy Talk to you later :)
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2009, 08:11:22 pm »
why did the chicken cross the road?

tell all reaons u know
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2009, 08:51:09 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!


Oh my Gsohhh !! I love this thread !! :P
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