most embarrassing thing that happened to u...

[maybeitwastheneighbors]

*thing swoops in on the dude* "did you like my little...clone?" says a voice permeated in evil.
"MEEP!" squeaks the dude, dropping his knife.
the thing in the black cloak chuckles darkly. "you call that a knife? THIS is a knife," says the cloaked person, unsheathing a two-meter long sword. it advanced on the quivering form of the dude.
the dude had no choice. "HAVE MERCY ON ME!!" he yelps "I WONT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT YOUR DIABOLICAL PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD!!"
"very good, very good." says maybeit, clapping her hands.
"hah! take this!" says the dude, unleashing his fake snakes.
but they prove useless against they almighty mightiness that is maybeit.
"NO IM SORRY!! I AM..." *thinks of wat to say* "SCHIZOPHRENIC!!"
"GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!!" she barks
and the guards drag him down to the dark scary dungeons. wooooooooooooooooo!!!
>epilogue<
the dude goes insane in the dungeon and eventually finds a way out after sixty-some years and lives out the rest of his days talking to rocks
maybeit becomes the supreme ruler of the world
THE END~

[Saladin]

That is what the history books said, this is the real truth:

Maybeit went back to her life of crime, stealing candy from babies, after 25 years, when she da no teeth, she started stealing old lady teeth as well, atleas she got a promotion.....

But as for the dude, he still remains a mystery, he is simple the dude, a silent watcher, and protector of SF!!!!

And that is the real truth, bcoz, if maybeit ruled the world, then would would have pizza for money....

LOLzzz, I loved ur story, it was so much fun reading.....

[maybeitwastheneighbors]

thank you the dude...i acknowledge your flair with words as well...
anyhow: sequel~
so after she got sick of wearing smelly old ppl's dentures, she paid the world famous dentist, doctor suchandsuch a deluxe pizza pie with onion rings to implant some teeth into her gums.
after surgery was complete, she returned to her quest of finding and *watever you want as long as some dude-blood is spilt* the dude and EXTERMINATING HIM!!
plus, she gained a little sidekick that nobody knew the name to, becuz all she did was call him "Dink" >based on my stupid brother<

[Nobody]

once i was talking to my school friend...on chat...
I was preoccupied with so many things...that i made a silly error
i wrote "okay..tell me where do you leave" instead of "okay..tell me where do you live"
And he caught it the very next second!...

[nid404]

Don't ask

[Angel Of Love]

the most embarrassing thing happened with me is always related to my sandals whenever i go out of the house very nearby with my slippers on the way they break and i have to drag my leg with it or to take them in hands and walk all the way home bare foot in front of the whole city.

Once i had gone out with my mom and cousins to take them to a park for rides and all and my slippers broke at that time and than i had to put a cloth around the whole of my foot including my slipper so the slipper does not fall of my feet.
this is so embarrassing thing man...

[Nobody]

that's bad...

Once my sandals got stolen.!!!
Once I went to a temple removed my sandals outside...prayed, came out & saw that It's GONE!!! .... don't remember how i came back home....