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Funny situations between boys & girls Hello & Welcome every oneToday I have funny topic about boys & girls---------------------Funny situations between boys & girls.......... BOY : I can't leave you... GIRL : Do you love me so much?? BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot. ---------------------------------------------BOY : May I hold your hand ??GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-----------------------------------------------GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ?? BOY : Were you away ?? ----------------------------------------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me ... ----------------------------------------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ?? -----------------------------------------------GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ... BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. -------------------------------------------------GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ... BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ... ----------------------------------------------------GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ... BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ?? ------------------------------------------------BOY : I love you and I could die for you ! GIRL : How soon ?? ---------------------------------------------------BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours ! GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!! --------------------------------------------------BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ? GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!! ------------------------------------------------------BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ? GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!! --------------------------------------------------BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ? GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!! ----------------------------------------------------BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out ! GIRL : Okay, get out !!! -----------------------------------------------------BOY : Do you think it was faith which brought us together ? GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.
. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go f**k.3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?11. Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.15. Excuse me, do you wanna f**k, or should I apologize.16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B.22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.25. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
Dude 2 dudette: hey, nice shirt. How are things down under? :DDDDDDDDDDDI have used this line, lol.
