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An article by me, in my more musing state of mind. In my opinion, it contains equal parts immaturity, maturity, comedy, and fun. Enjoy!!Hurriedly pulling on my zip and doing a strange on-the-spot jig, it dawned on me why Irish dancing consists of those odd two-steps-forward and one back. The influx of an excess of ale must cause an unbearable pressure on the bladder for a person standing still, and, completely by accident, I too had found out those odd steps to be the best way to mitigate disaster. So whenever an Irishman starts up a dance, know that he has an urgent need to visit the bathroom but holds off in deference to the festivities. Such festivities also need not be obvious to an outside observer, they may completely be in said Irishman's head. {No offense to the Irish intended. Only their dancing, which, in all honesty, I have found of much use in holding off certain possibly mortifying circumstances. Of course, credit is given where credit is due, so I always inform people of the health benefits of an Irish dance, especially when they (always) look at me as if I am in need of a straitjacket and the kind attentions of a psychologist after such displays, which are often vigorous in their frantic enthusiasm.}If you reached the end, have a good day!!
And I actually read all that. And a good day to you too.
Awww. And in all those lines, you didn't find the least bit of wordplay to make you laugh, or at least smile? :O
Just laugh, lots of and maybe some sympathy for the Irish.
You are quite a dedicated peace-ologist, are you not? The Irish have the PIRA, so why do you pity them for words without barbs?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish Just finished reading Plain Truth, so that's all I could think about. When did YOU make fun of them?! Nevermind I'd rather not reply to that
Dear Friends follows a high-school student named Rina (played by Keiko Kitagawa) who believes that friends are not necessary and that they can only be used in times of need. Thus, she is unable to maintain a decent relationship with her friends and classmates. Her family’s relationship is also lacking; her father does not care much about his family and her mother is over-protective.Rina eventually discovers that she has a terminal illness and becomes hospitalized for an indefinite amount of time. In the hospital, she is not visited by her family, but by one of her classmates named Maki (played by Yuika Motokariya). Although Maki tells Rina that they were friends in primary school, Rina does not remember her, so Maki takes the opportunity to re-connect with her. A young girl (played by Mao Sasaki) who is also hospitalized tries to become friends with Rina, but she holds fast onto her mantra of friends being unnecessary.Throughout her hospitalization, Rina begins to lose hope as her well-being falls apart, and she decides to jump off the hospital rooftop as she feels that no one no longer cares about her. However, she is stopped by Maki, who stabs herself in the chest with a knife and declares that she will share the same pain as Rina and that she does not want to lose her friend. Rina shows some hope again when she realizes that she can find friendship in Maki.
See? I didn't make fun of them!! Even you admitted it!! HAHA!! I am awesome!! Couldn't be bothered to read everything about the Amish.. But I did get the gist of it..
I DIDN'T Its just that you seem to be suffering from short term memory loss...
and maybe some sympathy for the Irish. 
