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« Reply #2025 on: June 03, 2010, 11:12:58 pm »
Quote from: mohit1234 on June 03, 2010, 03:33:34 pm
some more quotes  ;D

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off. :D

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.  :P

If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music.

To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wildflower . . .hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.
wow loved them !!! :D
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« Reply #2026 on: June 03, 2010, 11:22:57 pm »
Quote from: mohit1234 on June 03, 2010, 03:33:34 pm
some more quotes  ;D



To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wildflower . . .hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.
thats from lara croft...
and einstien...
put your hand on an oven for a minute and it seems like and hour but put your hand on a girl for an hour and it feels like a minute... thats relativity...
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« Reply #2027 on: June 04, 2010, 02:47:49 am »
Quote from: ahmediiii on June 03, 2010, 11:22:57 pm
thats from lara croft...
and einstien...
put your hand on an oven for a minute and it seems like and hour but put your hand on a girl for an hour and it feels like a minute... thats relativity...

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, martini in one hand, hamburger in the other, body used up, worn out and screaming WOO-HOO!! What a Ride!!!
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« Reply #2028 on: June 04, 2010, 02:48:30 am »
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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« Reply #2029 on: June 04, 2010, 02:57:51 am »

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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« Reply #2030 on: June 04, 2010, 08:05:40 pm »
This is a funny world where they make Lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish washing liquids with real lemon. 
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« Reply #2031 on: June 05, 2010, 07:14:07 am »
Quote from: Gaz on June 04, 2010, 08:05:40 pm
This is a funny world where they make Lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish washing liquids with real lemon. 
hahaha nice one! :D :D

It is rude to silence a fool, and cruelty to let him go on. :P

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. :P

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ;D

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

You may laugh because I'm weird, I laugh because you're all normal.
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« Reply #2032 on: June 05, 2010, 07:19:15 am »
Quote from: mohit1234 on June 05, 2010, 07:14:07 am

You may laugh beause I'm weird, I laugh because you're all normal.[/b]

Nice ones. ;D

But this one is my quote!!!! :P
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« Reply #2033 on: June 05, 2010, 08:28:25 am »
Quote from: Lord Kratos on June 05, 2010, 07:19:15 am
Nice ones. ;D

But this one is my quote!!!! :P
oh sorry :(
hope u dont mind :P ;D
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« Reply #2034 on: June 05, 2010, 04:12:19 pm »
Within you I lose myself...
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again....
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« Reply #2035 on: June 05, 2010, 04:45:11 pm »
WOW i luv ur guyz quotes - du u all search it up or sumthng?
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« Reply #2036 on: June 05, 2010, 04:55:28 pm »
Quote from: Priceless on June 05, 2010, 04:45:11 pm
WOW i luv ur guyz quotes - du u all search it up or sumthng?

Thanks :D
i used to search quotes randomly wen i was bored :P
so i copied them down to a file and pasted them and use them on my site ;D
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« Reply #2037 on: June 05, 2010, 05:19:14 pm »
ur welcum :)

i doubt u hv tym 2 get bored....u just make xcuses im sure :P :D

but rely cool ;)
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Don't say "God I have tooo many problems" but say "Problems I have God!"   Gud Luck 2 all 4 xams. Hope v all du well.....fingers crossed LOL

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« Reply #2038 on: June 05, 2010, 05:23:26 pm »
Quote from: Priceless on June 05, 2010, 05:19:14 pm
ur welcum :)

i doubt u hv tym 2 get bored....u just make xcuses im sure :P :D

but rely cool ;)

nahhh, i hve loads of time! maybe not during exams but otherwise.....
and most of my time i waste doing random stuff :P ;D
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« Reply #2039 on: June 05, 2010, 05:56:10 pm »
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
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