Now some Sports Quotes
"When they got £5m compensation for me, they were really happy to accept the money. In fact, I think they called a taxi for me." - Harry Redknapp on Tottenham's Compensation to him leaving Portsmouth
"He's a great lad. He's got a great, great attitude and has slotted in like an old shoe."" Stoke City Manager, happy about Turkish international Tuncay Sanli settling in so quickly and putting his feet under the table
"Why haven't they got cameras? The officials can speak to each other easily enough now. Why aren't we using laptops that are linked up and can give a decision in five seconds? A chimpanzee could do it - with not much training.
"We might as well go back to being cavemen, grab our girl by the hair, drag her into the cave whether she wants to come in or not because we may as well live in that age. We've come forward, haven't we?"
Blackpool boss Ian Holloway makes the case for video technology in his own inimitable style.
"We believe Scotland is the centre of the universe - we can now put it online so that the world knows where it is."
Boxing promoter Tommy Gilmour doing his bit for the tourist board north of the border.
"I try to put a lot of my thoughts on paper so they're not clogging up my head."
England captain Andrew Strauss explains why he keeps a diary.
"It's quite amusing when he wears the stockings and suspenders with them!"
David Haye on trainer Adam Booth, who has taken to wearing seven-inch Goth boots during sessions in an attempt to replicate the height of forthcoming opponent, 7ft 5in Nikolay Valuev.
"I would be very surprised if this game finished 0-0."
John Salako commentating on the MK Dons-Walsall game. It was 1-0 at the time!
"You don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, but you want to get rid of the bathwater so the baby can swim the next couple of days and be OK."
Greg Norman at the President's Cup. How is the baby going to swim without the bathwater, Greg?
"He could run through a wall and the bricks would need to go to hospital."
Boxer Danny Green on Parramatta's Fui Fui Moi Moi before the NRL grand final.
"Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save."
Ray Hudson on GolTv after Real Madrid's Iker Casillas pulled off an amazing save from Sevilla's Diego Perotti on the goal-line.
"We'll be going into added-time soon, I'm sure Alex will tell the fourth official how much soon."
Alan Green on 5 live during the Man Utd-Sunderland game.
and some Chants
"Ian Baird, superstar - walked to the ground 'cos he's got no car!"
Havant & Waterlooville fans to former manager Ian Baird, now at Eastleigh. To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar
"I believe in a man of steel,
His name is Lucas Neill,
If you think you can score a goal,
He'll put you in hospital,
I believe in a man of steeeeeeeeeeel,
Super Lucas Neill!"
Heard at the recent game between Australia and South Korea to the tune of I Believe In A Thing Called Love by The Darkness. Brilliant it was, especially seeing as he wasn't playing (we could definitely have done with him)!
"Stand up if you paid to watch!"
A chant at the Plymouth-Forest game, where Plymouth had dished out loads of free tickets
Thats All Folks
and since my life is just so boring, i think ill be doing this every week
