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Re: MUST READ THIS!! LMAO!!
« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2009, 11:40:45 pm »
loooolll.. tel me about it dudetttee !!:P
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Re: MUST READ THIS!! LMAO!!
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2009, 09:20:33 am »
AHAHAH!!!

if hdbkiwi never comes online again... its roxie's fault :P!! LOL!!

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Re: MUST READ THIS!! LMAO!!
« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2009, 03:47:07 pm »
mayb he's broken all over .. bones broken .. lolzzz ;D
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Re: MUST READ THIS!! LMAO!!
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2009, 07:23:39 pm »
LOOOOL.... !!!

He sed that his mum wont mind... I was well suprised tho ... hehe .. I mean who reads that to their MOM !?!

Hahaha .. wow ... chilled out init ... :P

anywayz kiwi sed that his mums got sense of humour ...lool....wooww !!

if that was me .. I'll be slaughtered :P
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Re: MUST READ THIS!! LMAO!!
« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2009, 02:46:41 pm »

Subject: New Sick Leave Policy by HR

Sickness: No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

 

Operation: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.

 

Death: Other than your own. This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.

 

Own Death: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.

 

Restroom Usage: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.

 

We appreciate your cooperation.
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Re: MUST READ THIS!! LMAO!!
« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2009, 01:25:19 pm »

Subject: New Sick Leave Policy by HR

Sickness: No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

 

Operation: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.

 

Death: Other than your own. This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.

 

Own Death: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.

 

Restroom Usage: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.

 

We appreciate your cooperation.

LMAO!!!



betta resign!!! haha!!!

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Re: MUST READ THIS!! LMAO!!
« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2009, 10:10:56 am »
hahahahahaahha!! lmao!
that was hilarious!  ;D ;D ;D

By the way, it's you with the dirty mind  ;) you thinking we have a dirty mind makes you the one knowing that we will think dirty mind  ;) so we all have dirty minds including you  ;) ;) :P :P :P