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Freaked12

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5445 on: July 10, 2010, 07:03:47 pm »
She is bloody innocent.
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@nid..Yo tomorrow..we would get bored . ::) talking
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5446 on: July 10, 2010, 07:07:04 pm »
haha...so you have sleepovers every alternate day? :P

So do you visit the village very often...how do you know these ppl..i mean are these your frnds or cousins...you know them well right...despite you not staying there

So you guys'll watch the finals together...that is soo cool...
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5447 on: July 10, 2010, 07:12:24 pm »
Quote from: ~Xena~ on July 10, 2010, 07:07:04 pm
haha...so you have sleepovers every alternate day? :P

So do you visit the village very often...how do you know these ppl..i mean are these your frnds or cousins...you know them well right...despite you not staying there

So you guys'll watch the finals together...that is soo cool...

You know.
the grand daddy, the one who is master of the whole clan resides there. We have to visit.Obligation.

its fun sometimes.

laa, i am not watching final.

i am french freak through and through
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nid404

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5448 on: July 10, 2010, 07:17:38 pm »
Quote from: Arsenal<3 on July 10, 2010, 07:12:24 pm
You know.
the grand daddy, the one who is master of the whole clan resides there. We have to visit.Obligation.

its fun sometimes.

laa, i am not watching final.

i am french freak through and through

oh ok

You love your grandpa after all  ;) You know a lot of things in your genes come from him haha remember? :P

Not watching it?  :o I'm gonna watch it and bunk school on monday  :D
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Freaked12

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5449 on: July 10, 2010, 07:20:58 pm »
Yallah. Nid i am tired. Just replied so you wont feel i am ignoring you. :P

Yeps, Partners in crime <3

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nid404

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5450 on: July 10, 2010, 07:23:59 pm »
hahaha...thanks :P

now go get some rest  :) Take care  :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5451 on: September 11, 2010, 02:22:27 pm »
hey is this a clean jokes thread? because i had to remove my joke of that 85 yr old man from that clean jokes thread even though it was clean and if any1 misunderstands then it may bcome dirty.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5452 on: October 21, 2010, 03:37:04 pm »
Riddle,

Which element is abundant in crows?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5453 on: October 22, 2010, 12:42:13 pm »
LOL, no one?               

Chromium  ::) Lame I know.  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5454 on: November 03, 2010, 06:44:05 am »
A riddle here.

What did the Fish say when it Swam into the concrete wall???
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« Reply #5455 on: November 03, 2010, 06:49:22 am »
Another .

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5456 on: November 03, 2010, 07:42:11 pm »
"Judge, sentence me for six years in prison." ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5457 on: November 04, 2010, 04:05:26 am »
Quote from: Nobody on November 03, 2010, 07:42:11 pm
"Judge, sentence me for six years in prison." ;)

Right, and the first one ?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5458 on: November 04, 2010, 05:31:40 am »
umm, you know, i can't answer EVERY riddle! (i'am not as smart as google) ;) :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5459 on: November 04, 2010, 05:41:53 am »
Quote from: Ancestor on November 03, 2010, 06:44:05 am
A riddle here.

What did the Fish say when it Swam into the concrete wall???

Answer : Damn!

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