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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2175 on: June 05, 2009, 04:44:54 pm »
i am wondering y no one is online today??!! Roxy always comes online after her exam....hmmm :-\

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2176 on: June 05, 2009, 04:51:51 pm »
i am wondering y no one is online today??!! Roxy always comes online after her exam....hmmm :-\



i wonder if she is ok  :-\
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2177 on: June 05, 2009, 04:54:15 pm »
i sent her a pm..lets hope she ok.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2178 on: June 05, 2009, 05:03:01 pm »
me 2
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2179 on: June 05, 2009, 08:53:48 pm »
Council workers
 
There were two fellas working for the city council, one would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill it in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you're putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again.

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we're a three-man team, but the bloke who plants the trees is sick today."
 

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2180 on: June 05, 2009, 09:33:17 pm »
im still here

and im studying at the same time

haha id like to call myself multi-talented

or not

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2181 on: June 05, 2009, 09:33:36 pm »
nopes! am alive and shocked!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2182 on: June 05, 2009, 09:41:54 pm »
oh lool... yeah


so.. how you guyz been
I havnnt  seen you on in ages OT13
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2183 on: June 05, 2009, 09:45:26 pm »
yea, i've bin busy watching tennis today lol
but i did come for the party, tuned out to be the only who came at 8 lolz
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2184 on: June 05, 2009, 09:47:56 pm »
lol

Some old jokes. :]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2185 on: June 05, 2009, 09:48:29 pm »
loool...koooll
yeah I wasnt here either ...
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2186 on: June 05, 2009, 09:49:05 pm »
ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2187 on: June 05, 2009, 09:49:30 pm »
hehe.. ;D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2188 on: June 05, 2009, 09:56:54 pm »
lol

Some old jokes. :]
hey ura manaratie too ryte, wats ur name?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2189 on: June 05, 2009, 10:01:08 pm »
not really, the guy was also against manarat in that other thread, and he talks like hes bin in the school for a long time, so i think i probably know him
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