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Offline reishamix

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2085 on: June 05, 2009, 02:28:47 pm »
yes yes!!!
wher r de funnies??
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2086 on: June 05, 2009, 02:29:51 pm »
I AM HERE .. who's askin for me.. h3h3..

SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE!!

ayte.. very lame.. urrgh.. boredom does that
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« Reply #2087 on: June 05, 2009, 02:32:32 pm »
Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2088 on: June 05, 2009, 02:33:19 pm »
Quote from: LoCo93 on June 05, 2009, 02:29:51 pm
I AM HERE .. who's askin for me.. h3h3..

SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE!!

ayte.. very lame.. urrgh.. boredom does that

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we got ..
BATMAN!!
go RIX!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2089 on: June 05, 2009, 02:34:37 pm »
Quote from: kim on June 05, 2009, 02:32:32 pm
Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

hahahahaha!!
l0ollzz!!
nyc!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2090 on: June 05, 2009, 02:35:18 pm »
Parachute Jumping

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2091 on: June 05, 2009, 02:36:51 pm »
hey people!!! ya this thread should be havin some jokes and riddles!!

WAY TO GO KIM..KEEP POSTIN!!

I GET SOME RIDDLES FOR U!! ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2092 on: June 05, 2009, 02:37:08 pm »
What Kind of Tracks Are They?

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
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After all is said and done, more is said than done.

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2093 on: June 05, 2009, 02:37:52 pm »
^ ahahahahahahahaha .. blondes.. rht.. u know not all blondes are tht dumb .. why are ppl so prejudicial?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2094 on: June 05, 2009, 02:38:49 pm »
Proof That Blondes Are Not Really Dumb

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
Blonde Jokes

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies, "Yes."

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

joke i don't think blondes are dumb but the jokes are good!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2095 on: June 05, 2009, 02:39:19 pm »
yeahh shoushou .. riddles if u got em ..
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2096 on: June 05, 2009, 02:41:41 pm »
ok here:

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2097 on: June 05, 2009, 02:42:39 pm »
urgh this cud never get more boring..


but kim did enjoy them <3

kk


this is soo funny.. cus its soooooooo damn lame..


What colour is a burp.. ??










Ans.. :

Burple
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2098 on: June 05, 2009, 02:43:18 pm »
ok try this
a plane takes 1.5 hours to go from A to B but on the same flight bak it takes 90 minutes why?
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After all is said and done, more is said than done.

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Offline reishamix

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2099 on: June 05, 2009, 02:44:28 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 05, 2009, 02:41:41 pm
ok here:

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

a secret??
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