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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2009, 11:32:36 pm »
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A: If you had to change in front of everyone, you'd turn red, too.

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« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2009, 11:33:50 pm »
A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"


im a senior citizen :D lol

haha

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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2009, 11:37:03 pm »
HAHA, THAT WAS FUNNY!! POST MORE!!

HADRABEK POST MORE!! >:(

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« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2009, 11:39:13 pm »
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

here is a gd funnt riddle :D lol

solve it.....hadrabek if u didnt! :P

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2009, 11:43:34 pm »
kan fi martaba beta3et el sareer!!

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« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2009, 11:46:11 pm »
He didnt want to blinded by the illuminating wisdom of his students

YES!! ASTAR GOT IT RIGHT!!(after i posted the answer)  BUT STILL A BIG PRIZE FOR U!!

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« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2009, 11:47:25 pm »
kan fi martaba beta3et el sareer!!

hahaha.....dah ely rabena adarek 3alah :P :D lol

the solution is::: *drums*

Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.



hahahahahha

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« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2009, 11:48:42 pm »
HAHA!! ok ok!! i suck at this!!

anyway bye ba2 ya walad!! lazem anammmm!!

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« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2009, 11:49:17 pm »
Yo' Mama' jokes :D lol

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2009, 11:50:19 pm »
Yo' Mama' jokes :D lol

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

ghelsa awiii!!lol!!

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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2009, 11:52:09 pm »
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!

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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2009, 11:55:10 pm »
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!

haha!! ok post more mosh has sleep!! BAS LA2 i cant ba3den papa yashofni ma3ek lawa7dina !! hehe!! bye ba2!! this is a joke u should laugh!!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 09:17:31 am »
sorry i couldnt help but post this one :(

mra namoosa wa23eet fe kobayt 5mraaa. 5argeet t2ool aw3a al nesrrrr

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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 09:26:40 am »
sorry i couldnt help but post this one :(

mra namoosa wa23eet fe kobayt 5mraaa. 5argeet t2ool aw3a al nesrrrr

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! this is soooooooo funny!! Post more!!

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 09:44:00 am »
-  mara wa7ed kalb fakad el zakera . am mesh fel share3, saw saw..la2 adsi... naw naw ...la2 ..

- 2etnen s3yda byl3abo shatrang el malek mat men el shalal

- wa7ed se3edi  b2ol le mrato nokta
  radet 3aleh : hah re5ma
  rad 3aleh : hah tale2

- mara wa7ed se3edi bydhen el 7et
  so7abo alolo :tab 7ot gornal ta7tak
  rad 3alehom: la2 mesh mosh kela and gedeh tayel.