This came in the IG chem Paper 6
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN: CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Women
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200kg
OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior notice and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquid, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in it's natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other
