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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #390 on: May 26, 2009, 12:10:50 am »
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #391 on: May 26, 2009, 12:10:58 am »
@shan
yaar aise agar aur jokes hai to zaror bhejoo.:D

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #392 on: May 26, 2009, 12:12:17 am »
zaroor jigar keep in touch

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« Reply #393 on: May 26, 2009, 12:12:31 am »
Heyyy  :D

well....ummm...i guess this isn't the right time to introduce myself...since i can see that ther's sum argument goin on...

anyways...i was just browsin thru the site and came up with this thread...and i was like ooooooooooooo:o im pakistaniiii  :D

so i started reading wat all u guys had posted...lol it took me ages to even reach till the 10th page...and then i got tired  :P

it seems like a fun place to be  ;)

anyways....im 18 =) (well actually ...will turn 18 in august...but i guess its the same::) )

i live in kuwait

i go to an english school....and i talk english at home (except with my mom) so please excuse my urdu  :-[

and ive noticed ther's been sum confusion with ppl's gender  :P so just incase....im a female  ;)

hieee to evryone  :D



HEYYYYYY!! yea its surely a fun place to be in
Duuh PAKISTANI PLACE !!!
khair hope u would enjoy
n n its totally ok!!!
hopefully evythin gis cleaar:D
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #394 on: May 26, 2009, 12:12:53 am »
salam black beauty
hope u enjoy ur stay here

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #395 on: May 26, 2009, 12:13:25 am »
susmen cheak my post
n make sure things are clear or not
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #396 on: May 26, 2009, 12:14:13 am »
Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

Pathan: Who is speaking?

Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #397 on: May 26, 2009, 12:14:20 am »
Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy?


Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf

"Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hai.
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #398 on: May 26, 2009, 12:15:00 am »
Sure Manah
things are clear...
no arguments now..
okz..



ha
i am still alughing at shan's joke..

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #399 on: May 26, 2009, 12:16:07 am »
Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #400 on: May 26, 2009, 12:16:26 am »
Thanx susman and ManaH  :D

but i might not come here that often since i have exams going on  :(

stupid A-levels  :-\

anyways...i know evryone gives exams...but the problem with me is tht once i even touch my laptop...it takes ages to get off it  :P

so i try to stay away frm it as much as possible  ;)

so hopefully ill see u guys around later.....i better go study biology nw  :(

nice knowing u all (even though i dunt really know u all....reading ur posts hv given me an idea  ;) )

byeeeee  ;D

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #401 on: May 26, 2009, 12:16:36 am »
@shan
jiger waise type ke aur jokes hain to PM karo
warna yahan ke loog to acha nahn lage gein jokes...

@manah
nice...
i will be posting as well soon

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« Reply #402 on: May 26, 2009, 12:16:49 am »
Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.
hahahahaaaa
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #403 on: May 26, 2009, 12:17:21 am »
Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?

Pathan soch main Gumm...


After some time, Pathan Answered:





John Cena!!!

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« Reply #404 on: May 26, 2009, 12:17:36 am »
i need to fo 300 then go to ed so i guess 8 jokes willbe coming up :)
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