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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #345 on: May 25, 2009, 10:42:55 pm »
NAHIN AJJ PUTWAD KAAM BOHAT HAI
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #346 on: May 25, 2009, 11:03:28 pm »
Wats up guys!

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #347 on: May 25, 2009, 11:08:32 pm »
ok i can see that the president and the minister of education(thats me ;D) are online but baqi log kahan? :-\ anyways..... hello shan nothings up all pakistanis are sleeping ;)

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #348 on: May 25, 2009, 11:10:45 pm »
wat do u expect its 4am there! :o

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #349 on: May 25, 2009, 11:16:58 pm »
wat do u expect its 4am there! :o

lol......i know.....likn hum bhi to jaag hi rahe hain... :D

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #350 on: May 25, 2009, 11:20:25 pm »
u live in  pak, Seletia

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #351 on: May 25, 2009, 11:32:42 pm »
Uffh lagta hai sub bore huway way hain !!
i am studying chem *sighs*
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #352 on: May 25, 2009, 11:32:54 pm »
yaara koi shugal waghaira karo...
bas baat cheet hi sahi nahn:D

let have some fun yaar
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chalo jokes sunate hain...
urdu main:D


main shru karta hoon.

Teacher:-
______ Khare ho jao....aur apni doston ko digestion explain karo...


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teacher digestion........right hand se shuru hoti and and left hand par khatam....


i know i know its quite disgusting joke but hey...
abhi aik pahari dost ne yahi SMS kiya tha:D
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #353 on: May 25, 2009, 11:42:49 pm »
haan one more shair which IMHO is quite funny

LOG KEHTE HAIN KE GIRLFRIEND KO ITNA PYAR MAT KARO KE WOH SAR PAR SWAAR HO JAYE...
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LOOG KEHTE HAIN KE GIRLFRIEND KO ITNA PYAR MAT KARO KE WOH SAR PAR SWAAR HO JAYE...


HUM KEHTE HAIN KE ITNA PYAR KARO KE GIRLFRIEND KI FRIEND BHI TMHARE SAATH FARAAR HO JAYE...
:D:D:D


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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #354 on: May 25, 2009, 11:43:44 pm »
aahhh
mere REP bhi kam ho rahe hai
aj shaam ko 0 thi ab -1 hai:(

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #355 on: May 25, 2009, 11:44:26 pm »
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,

"Allah-u-Akbar"

And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #356 on: May 25, 2009, 11:48:02 pm »
haan merays aat bhi yahi scene huwa i had 9 it went to 12 thn went to 11 then12 n now 9
ufffh!!!
JeLOSE PPL ouT there who cant stand our forum!!
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #357 on: May 25, 2009, 11:48:53 pm »
oi susman i guess u r new her arent u
1sth ur a Pakistani ight?
2nd he or she?
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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #358 on: May 25, 2009, 11:50:01 pm »
i am a pakistani
2 i am a he
Male
16 years old

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Re: Forum Pakistan!
« Reply #359 on: May 25, 2009, 11:50:13 pm »
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,

"Allah-u-Akbar"

And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.
lmAO!!!! that was a good one!!!
i love pathans jokes n Sarkar!
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