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Re: Description Game
« Reply #870 on: May 23, 2009, 09:52:58 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." "Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...?" He asked sarcastically.  there was no reply..the president quickly switched back to topic and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood? However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #871 on: May 23, 2009, 09:55:00 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said and hung up the phone.

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that...
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #872 on: May 23, 2009, 09:57:55 am »
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abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said and hung up the phone. However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do?
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #873 on: May 23, 2009, 09:59:28 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said. "However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do? He had checked his pants, his bed, under his favorite stuffed animal but he STILL couldn't find it.  She had to be killed before the world ended! The burger betrayer had to be stopped!


By the way thanks eddie :)
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #874 on: May 23, 2009, 10:00:51 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said and hung up the phone. However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do? Abdurahman needed to find away to get that gun. Had someone stolen it.? How could it just disappear like that..?
And to kill his wife because of the burger, I meean is he serious !?!. Supposing this is all just a prank, a prank to catch me redhanded... then what..?
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #875 on: May 23, 2009, 10:01:42 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said and hung up the phone.

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact tht he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do. Abdurahman needed to find away to get that gun. Had someone stolen it.? How could it just disappear like that..?abdulrahman set out, took a cab to "aim ure virtue" ammunition shop near central park and...
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #876 on: May 23, 2009, 10:02:15 am »
lol. sorry hbhkiwi... I think we keep on posting at the same time
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6 more posts until 500 !! :D
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #877 on: May 23, 2009, 10:03:31 am »
haha roxy its fine :) I'll merge them together right now
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #878 on: May 23, 2009, 10:03:47 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said and hung up the phone. However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do? He had checked his pants, his bed, under his favorite stuffed animal but he STILL couldn't find it.  She had to be killed before the world ended! The burger betrayer had to be stopped! Hmm, but wats this, why wud the buger betrayer go to Mcdonalads for lunch, Cud it be?? Is the Mcdonald clown trying to kill the president. Somebody call Kentucky  quick!!
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #879 on: May 23, 2009, 10:04:58 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said "However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do? Abdurahman needed to find away to get that gun. Had someone stolen it.? He had checked everywhere-his pants, his bed, under his favorite stuffed animal but he STILL couldn't find it.  She had to be killed before the world ended! The burger betrayer had to be stopped! How could it just disappear like that?
And to kill his wife because of the burger, I mean is he serious !?!. Supposing this is all just a prank, a prank to catch me redhanded... then what..?  (okay but the burger is really important in this story haha :) maybe change this part roxy? up to you )
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #880 on: May 23, 2009, 10:06:13 am »
yeah yeah thts fine mate ... :D
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #881 on: May 23, 2009, 10:09:18 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said "However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do? Abdurahman needed to find away to get that gun. Had someone stolen it.? He had checked everywhere-his pants, his bed, under his favorite stuffed animal but he STILL couldn't find it.  She had to be killed before the world ended! The burger betrayer had to be stopped! How could it just disappear like that?

Suddenly Roxy walked into his room. Roxy was his partner, another assassin, and was probably better than he himself (although of course he didn't let the president know that or he would be out of a job).  "Something wrong, aba?" She asked.  He liked his pet name, aba. Roxy could always calm him down when he was stressed.  "Yes," he said "it's about the president's wife. She ate... she ate the BURGER!"
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #882 on: May 23, 2009, 10:11:20 am »
wait i did not understand whats wid the burger...
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« Reply #883 on: May 23, 2009, 10:11:48 am »
abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said "However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife.  She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."

Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"

THE NEXT MORNING.

Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do? Abdurahman needed to find away to get that gun. Had someone stolen it.? He had checked everywhere-his pants, his bed, under his favorite stuffed animal but he STILL couldn't find it.  She had to be killed before the world ended! The burger betrayer had to be stopped! How could it just disappear like that?

Suddenly Roxy walked into his room. Roxy was his partner, another assassin, and was probably better than he himself (although of course he didn't let the president know that or he would be out of a job).  "Something wrong, aba?" She asked.  He liked his pet name, aba. Roxy could always calm him down when he was stressed.  "Yes," he said "it's about the president's wife. She ate... she ate the BURGER!"
" The BURGER!! Oh my ghod..! how could she do that..!! Wot a betrayer..!, okay aba, I have a plan...
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Re: Description Game
« Reply #884 on: May 23, 2009, 10:12:27 am »
The burger: if the president does not eat this special burger everyday for lunch, the world will fail (VERY LAME BUT PRETTY ORIGINAL RIGHT? ;) )
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