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Amelia

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The universal grade change form!
« on: October 16, 2010, 03:43:19 pm »
C'mon! people, fill up this form if you wanna change your grade system. It's for own good, you know.  :D


To: Professor _______________
From: ____________________

I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons:

__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:

__Medical School
__Graduate School
__Dental School
__Fraternity/Sorority
__The Mickey Mouse Club
__Tri County Tech

__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______.

__5. I'll lose my scholarship.

__6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me.

__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

__10. You are prejudiced against:

__ Males
__ Blacks
__ Females
__ Jews
__ Catholics
__ Whites
__ Protestants
__ Minorities
__ Chicanos
__ Students
__ People

__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:

__ mono
__ broken baby finger
__ acute alcoholism
__ pregnancy
__ VD
__ fatherhood

__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

__16. The lectures were:

__ too detailed to pick out important points.
__ not explained in any sufficient detail.
__ your class was far too boring.
__ all jokes and not enough material.
__ all of the above.

__17. This course was:

__too early, I was not awake.
__at lunchtime, I was hungry.
__too late, I was tired.

__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.

__19. Other reason: __________________.

elemis

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Re: The universal grade change form!
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 04:23:40 pm »
XD

+rep ;)

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Re: The universal grade change form!
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2010, 06:45:10 pm »
LOL!
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Re: The universal grade change form!
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2010, 05:58:06 am »
(Y) + rep

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Re: The universal grade change form!
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2010, 07:12:42 am »
LMAO! +Rep  :D


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Re: The universal grade change form!
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2010, 05:58:01 pm »
YMML :) +Rep
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