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Re: Disorder in american courts!!
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2010, 03:36:35 pm »




ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law


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Re: Disorder in american courts!!
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2010, 07:35:18 am »
mega lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ::)


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Re: Disorder in american courts!!
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2010, 08:31:23 am »
LOLLLZZ  :D :D :D