Law Of Queues
If you change queues,the one you have left will start moving faster than the one you are in now.
Law Of Telephones
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law Of Mechanical Repair
After your hands are coated with grease does your nose start itching.
Law Of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem
When your body is immersed in the water, and when you are enjoying yourself does the telephone ring.
Law Of Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen.
Law Of the Result
When you try proving to someone that a machine won't work, It WILL!
Law Of Bio-Mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule
People with seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law Of Coffee
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
