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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: nid404 on July 29, 2010, 05:16:44 pm
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck: “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area: "If you see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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hahahaa.. funny :D
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LOL... :D + rep. ;)
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Thank you Thank you *takes a bow*
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Thank you Thank you *takes a bow*
Lol. This was funnier than the joke. :P
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Lol. This was funnier than the joke. :P
I'm annoyed >:( >:( :o :o :o
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I'm annoyed >:( >:( :o :o :o
Really. :P
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Really. :P
YEAH :o
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YEAH :o
+rep for the joke. :P
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+rep for the joke. :P
Thanks ::)
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Thanks ::)
Totally..
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Totally..
Beware of the mood swings :-[
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Beware of the mood swings :-[
Beware of Me. That was a joke. :P
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haha....+rep