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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: DrEvil on July 24, 2010, 02:10:22 pm
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.
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gd work ........ keep it up +rep :)
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gd work ........ keep it up +rep :)
Thanks. :D
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Very nice. :) +rep :)
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Very nice. :) +rep :)
Thanks. ;D ;D
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Thanks. ;D ;D
Your nick is DrEvil, no? ::)
Then, why are you always an invisible ghost? :P
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Your nick is DrEvil, no? ::)
Then, why are you always an invisible ghost? :P
You see when I am on MSN, I am also logged in on SF but I can either Chat on MSN or Post in SF. Only one thing at a time can be done. So to avoid any confusion I am always appearing offline. I hope you understood what I meant... ;)
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haha...nice + rep :P
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You see when I am on MSN, I am also logged in on SF but I can either Chat on MSN or Post in SF. Only one thing at a time can be done. So to avoid any confusion I am always appearing offline. I hope you understood what I meant... ;)
When I log in here, I am also in Evolution, and yahoo, and surfing at the same time... ;)
I think God heard you hope. :)
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haha...nice + rep :P
Thanks... ;D
And people also read the other jokes I posted in the Clean Jokes Thread... Some of 'em are pretty funny. :D :D
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When I log in here, I am also in Evolution, and yahoo, and surfing at the same time... ;)
Well, to be honest, I can't do that all at one time... :o You sure are smart and good at multitasking. ;)
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Well, to be honest, I can't do that all at one time... :o You sure are smart and good at multitasking. ;)
To be honest, I'm get sick of staying in one place and waiting... Don't like wasting seconds. ;D
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Thanks. :D
Anytime :)
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Nice jokes there Drevil! :D
+rep! :)
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Nice jokes there Drevil! :D
+rep! :)
Thanks... ;D
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nice dude
although i hav read sum of them
but funny
+rep ;D ;D ;D
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nice dude
although i hav read sum of them
but funny
+rep ;D ;D ;D
Thanks... ;D
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Hahaha funny ones! :D
Already +repped :P
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LOOOOOOOOL!! I loved this :
Teacher :
"Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
+Rep :D
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Thank you everyone. I am glad you liked the jokes. :D
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Awesome stuff, man ! :D :D :D