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Title: If someone told you this? ;D
Post by: Alpha on December 11, 2009, 12:15:45 pm
mera dil jiger, kidney,liver ho tum................waqt ,bewaqt aaye vo fever hoo tum..................doob kar jis mein marr jaaoo vo river hoo tum................mewre jeevan mein ab to forever hoo tum
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Post by: @d!_†oX!© on December 11, 2009, 01:05:49 pm
 :D :D :D :D :D

I wish sm1 said dt to me!! :P


have u experienced it??
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Post by: Monica on December 11, 2009, 01:10:23 pm
Hey! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Translate  :P
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Post by: Alpha on December 11, 2009, 01:25:31 pm
Hehe, nope Adii  :P


Shoushou.... I will distort the meaning if I do... Adi, can you try?
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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on December 11, 2009, 01:38:14 pm
Mere GF mujhe yeh ab tak nahi kaha!

Moreover, mein uski kidney aur liver nahi hona chahtihu. Uski fever bhi nahin. AUR main yeh bhi nahi chahtihu ki wo river mein doob dein!
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Post by: Monica on December 11, 2009, 01:39:56 pm
 ??? ??? ??? Nice Language  ???
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Post by: zara on December 11, 2009, 01:43:05 pm
??? ??? ??? Nice Language  ???
haha yes it is aint? :P
damn i was tryna translate it for u buh imma makin it worse...lolll
summon els tud tad...:P

in short mony "you are my everything n in my life u are there forever"
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Post by: Monica on December 11, 2009, 01:48:35 pm
looooool..u guys dont know how to translate urdo/hindi to english?  ::)  :P :P

Okay..thx Zara..got the idea.. :P

and someone told me this b4.. a lot actually  :P :P
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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on December 11, 2009, 01:51:10 pm
Yeh behtar hain ki is dialogue ko koi translate NA karei!!! ;D
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Post by: Monica on December 11, 2009, 01:54:19 pm
Yeh behtar hain ki is dialogue ko koi translate NA karei!!! ;D

I honestly dont know urdu/hindi so maybe u should use English or arabic if u were talking to me  :P :P

If not then..Translate what u said   :P

Am I annoying u?  :P :P :P
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Post by: @d!_†oX!© on December 11, 2009, 02:18:54 pm
hehe mony i know how irritating it must be for ya.... :P
he meant to say "it would be better if we do not translate this thread a all" :P
 :D :D
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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on December 11, 2009, 02:53:59 pm
I honestly dont know urdu/hindi so maybe u should use English or arabic if u were talking to me  :P :P

If not then..Translate what u said   :P

Am I annoying u?  :P :P :P

Hell No ...

I was joking!
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Post by: Alpha on December 11, 2009, 04:00:31 pm
mera dil jiger, kidney,liver ho tum >> My Sweet Heart, you are the kidney, liver

waqt ,bewaqt aaye vo fever hoo tum>>> Time, you are the untimely fever

doob kar jis mein marr jaaoo vo river hoo tum>>> You are the river in which I would drown and die

mewre jeevan mein ab to forever hoo tum>>> You are now forever in my life... ;) ;)

I thought you could do this better than me... :P :P

Here you are Shoushou!  :)
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Post by: nid404 on December 11, 2009, 04:10:48 pm
I get bugged when people tell me things like this...I'm not into love nd crap now....so it kinda gets irritating...just becuz you r good to ppl...they think ur in love wid them or summin...very stupid...the problem is...I'd always been good to guys...all the guys :-X :-[.....and the consequence....some hindi shaerri and dialogue and bla bla bla...

I'm sooo outta this
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Post by: °o.O-hash94-O.o° on December 11, 2009, 04:33:18 pm
if someone sends me this i will probably think that she is flirting! :P :P
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Post by: slvri on December 11, 2009, 04:35:43 pm
if anyone ever sent this to me (which im sure they nwont even in a million years :P) they'd only wanna make out with me cuz i was the last guy left on the planet :P :P :P
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Post by: nid404 on December 11, 2009, 04:46:34 pm
if someone sends me this i will probably think that she is flirting! :P :P

you bet
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Post by: Monica on December 11, 2009, 07:53:31 pm
mera dil jiger, kidney,liver ho tum >> My Sweet Heart, you are the kidney, liver

waqt ,bewaqt aaye vo fever hoo tum>>> Time, you are the untimely fever

doob kar jis mein marr jaaoo vo river hoo tum>>> You are the river in which I would drown and die

mewre jeevan mein ab to forever hoo tum>>> You are now forever in my life... ;) ;)

I thought you could do this better than me... :P :P

Here you are Shoushou!  :)


Heyyyyyy THANK YOU..!!!!!  :D I got it! sorry for troubling u  :P loooool Thx Adi  :P

and HAHAHAHAHAHA @ Hash and Slvri..! hhahahahahaha!!!!!!

why slvri u think that By the way? I am a sure u r good guy and any girl would like u?  :-\

Mainly...this speech wont be said by any girl...most probably guys will be the ones saying it to girls ... ::)
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Post by: Ukhti-R on December 11, 2009, 07:56:02 pm
mera dil jiger, kidney,liver ho tum >> My Sweet Heart, you are the kidney, liver

waqt ,bewaqt aaye vo fever hoo tum>>> Time, you are the untimely fever

doob kar jis mein marr jaaoo vo river hoo tum>>> You are the river in which I would drown and die

mewre jeevan mein ab to forever hoo tum>>> You are now forever in my life... ;) ;)

I thought you could do this better than me... :P :P

Here you are Shoushou!  :)


ommgosh.. that is so.. just so .. lovely.
so touchy <3

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Post by: Alpha on December 12, 2009, 04:05:05 am
Mere GF mujhe yeh ab tak nahi kaha!

Moreover, mein uski kidney aur liver nahi hona chahtihu. Uski fever bhi nahin. AUR main yeh bhi nahi chahtihu ki wo river mein doob dein!

Chatihu or Chahtahoun??  :P

Shoushou

Welcome  ;). Na, you didn't trouble... I have the habit of translating, lol.

Roxy

Funnily lovely... :) :D


It's a nice poem, but with ridiculous rhythms...LOL  :D

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Post by: slvri on December 12, 2009, 02:41:32 pm
Heyyyyyy THANK YOU..!!!!!  :D I got it! sorry for troubling u  :P loooool Thx Adi  :P

and HAHAHAHAHAHA @ Hash and Slvri..! hhahahahahaha!!!!!!

why slvri u think that By the way? I am a sure u r good guy and any girl would like u?  :-\

Mainly...this speech wont be said by any girl...most probably guys will be the ones saying it to girls ... ::)
hehehe.......da problem is that even if im a nice guy.............im also a geeky one :P :P :P
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Post by: zara on December 12, 2009, 02:44:45 pm
hehehe.......da problem is that even if im a nice guy.............im also a geeky one :P :P :P
okay nice+geek=not bad! infact very good aint? loll
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Post by: slvri on December 12, 2009, 02:45:47 pm
okay nice+geek=not bad! infact very good aint? loll
well the problem is that more often than not girls are put off by geekiness :P
i wish it werent that way
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Post by: staceyboy3 on December 12, 2009, 03:01:24 pm
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My Sweet Heart, you are the kidney, liver

What's up with kidneys and liver? They only clean blood and take crap out of food...

Are they referring to their love as a cleaner? :P
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Post by: zara on December 12, 2009, 03:10:50 pm
What's up with kidneys and liver? They only clean blood and take crap out of food...

Are they referring to their love as a cleaner? :P
hahahaha looooolllll!!!
no no theyre as important to them just like their kidney n liver hahaaa!!
u cant live without ur kidneys n liver right? =P
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Post by: zara on December 12, 2009, 03:12:43 pm
well the problem is that more often than not girls are put off by geekiness :P
i wish it werent that way
eh what?
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Post by: MaNi_DaDuDe on December 12, 2009, 07:57:45 pm
rofl

HAHAHAHHAHA.

I call my best cousin - my liver and my girl - my heart. :D
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Post by: Alpha on December 16, 2009, 04:04:11 pm
Not cleaner....LOL

It's just a rhythm.

A funny one...  ;)

Imagine telling a girl: You are my heart (romantic), my liver and my kidney (stupid, lol).  ;D
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Post by: falafail on December 16, 2009, 04:20:31 pm
mera dil jiger, kidney,liver ho tum................waqt ,bewaqt aaye vo fever hoo tum..................doob kar jis mein marr jaaoo vo river hoo tum................mewre jeevan mein ab to forever hoo tum

um, i'd probably be like, "wtf did you just say" .______.
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Post by: Alpha on December 16, 2009, 06:12:40 pm
um, i'd probably be like, "wtf did you just say" .______.

Hahaha, same here...  :D
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Post by: Zain-Xa on December 17, 2009, 02:54:22 pm
Loooooool :P

u guyz r crazzzzzzzyyyyyyyy :D :D ::) :P
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Post by: happy angel on January 29, 2010, 07:37:47 pm
hahahaha looooolllll!!!
no no theyre as important to them just like their kidney n liver hahaaa!!
u cant live without ur kidneys n liver right? =P


we have two kidneys ryt? ;D
its wen one has been removed that we cnt liv wivout the other.. :P
sooo it mins..we can have two lovers? one spare just in case!! :D :D
hahaha
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Post by: happy angel on January 29, 2010, 07:41:10 pm
um, i'd probably be like, "wtf did you just say" .______.

id rather burst out laughing leaving the poor guy wondering wats wrong is there in his original way of proposing ;D especially if the  guy is a doc!!!! n knw that we cnt survive without these parts!! LOL
hahahaha too coo00L!!! 8)
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Post by: Alpha on January 31, 2010, 08:00:38 am
we have two kidneys ryt? ;D
its wen one has been removed that we cnt liv wivout the other.. :P
sooo it mins..we can have two lovers? one spare just in case!! :D :D
hahaha


id rather burst out laughing leaving the poor guy wondering wats wrong is there in his original way of proposing ;D especially if the  guy is a doc!!!! n knw that we cnt survive without these parts!! LOL
hahahaha too coo00L!!! 8)


LOL  :D

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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on January 31, 2010, 02:52:03 pm
Answer to the main question:

*turning to the girl*
"kis hotel se hai tu?!" =P oO!

*turning to my friend*

"yaar, duniya bohot kharap ho gayahe! Aajkal Ladki ladka ko propose kartahe! Keya besharami!!!"

(pun intended!!!)
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Post by: M!sS UaE on May 27, 2010, 09:41:42 pm
liked it =)