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Title: WHO IS THE ASSASSIN???
Post by: TimmY73 on June 02, 2011, 12:33:49 pm

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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Post by: Vampire-Love4ever on June 02, 2011, 12:36:40 pm
Freaky....  :-X
Title: Re: WHO IS THE ASSASSIN???
Post by: TimmY73 on June 02, 2011, 12:52:29 pm
Freaky....  :-X
;D ReaLlY......
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Post by: Tohru Kyo Sohma on June 02, 2011, 01:01:11 pm
very freaky!
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Post by: TimmY73 on June 02, 2011, 01:03:45 pm
very freaky!
hAHAHAH but don't u think thts how "SoMe" wives R..  :D
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Post by: ***exam*** on June 02, 2011, 01:18:26 pm
all i say is !!! good job wuman  ;D ;D
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Post by: Tohru Kyo Sohma on June 02, 2011, 02:52:09 pm
hAHAHAH but don't u think thts how "SoMe" wives R..  :D
true...."some" are!
Title: Re: WHO IS THE ASSASSIN???
Post by: TimmY73 on June 02, 2011, 03:09:50 pm
all i say is !!! good job wuman  ;D ;D
and that's y it was a "*WOMAN*" who killed his husband... GOD i'm scared. :-X :-X
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Post by: HUSH1994 on June 02, 2011, 04:46:18 pm
nice one :)
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Post by: TimmY73 on June 02, 2011, 08:13:19 pm
nice one :)
Thanx...  :)
Title: Re: WHO IS THE ASSASSIN???
Post by: Crooked on June 03, 2011, 01:42:58 am
Maybe the guy had some affairs going on. She got to know about em and Tada, the guy is dead. :D
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Post by: Tohru Kyo Sohma on June 03, 2011, 01:45:12 am
Maybe the guy had some affairs going on. She got to know about em and Tada, the guy is dead. :D
lol
Title: Re: WHO IS THE ASSASSIN???
Post by: ***exam*** on June 03, 2011, 01:28:10 pm
and that's y it was a "*WOMAN*" who killed his husband... GOD i'm scared. :-X :-X



Maybe the guy had some affairs going on. She got to know about em and Tada, the guy is dead. :D



haha timmy  now i hope u get  why did i say good job !!
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Post by: SauD~ on June 18, 2011, 06:31:16 am
Great one... :D

Ladies hate there husbands and all the blame comes to the guys saying they cheat which is completely not true ::)
 
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Post by: Chingoo on June 22, 2011, 05:24:56 pm
Never underestimate the power of an angry woman :o
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Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on June 22, 2011, 05:38:21 pm
Never underestimate the power of an angry woman :o

Yes, they can turn out to be dangerous. Looks at Chingoo. (http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/eyeball.gif)
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Post by: Chingoo on June 22, 2011, 05:50:05 pm
Haha, it's good for your own health that you realize my potential Ancestor ;)
Title: Re: WHO IS THE ASSASSIN???
Post by: Crooked on June 22, 2011, 07:12:51 pm
Haha, it's good for your own health that you realize my potential Ancestor ;)

Scarrrryyyyyy. :o

Yuh remind me of (http://www.playerzblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/free-fun-crash-bandicoot-games-online-2.jpg)