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Title: Driving and sorts.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 06:00:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1jUJcZncyQ&feature=related - Must listen, mates. Such bull. Hahaha.  :P And the cop says they seize at an avg of 3 terrorists a day. Wow. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd23upYnfIs&feature=related - This was sad. Now they cops get sued.

I be posting more links. Keep a watch. ;)

P.S. My intention is not to focus on a few certain coutries but the system as a whole. (:
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 06:07:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjM8Rlk65_U&feature=fvst - This happens in Karachi. ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNSLim8h1Nw&feature=related - This is funnnnny. Cops breakin' a law. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLYGebO2bkY - Another funny vid. :P

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqN9yDAZ2kg :D And here comes India. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: ........ on May 18, 2011, 06:10:29 pm
Post a video about Indian police too.

No right to insult Pakistan son
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 06:12:34 pm
Post a video about Indian police too.

No right to insult Pakistan son

Dude, i am from Pak. (: So don't temme what am i sps to do. I am not insulting anyone. Stating facts. It does happen in Pak. Not just Pak. EVERYWHERE. :P Yeah ? :D Imma post indian police stuff too. Don't worry. Just looking fer some nice resolution. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: ........ on May 18, 2011, 06:24:18 pm
Thanks
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Nobody on May 18, 2011, 06:58:05 pm
Every Pakistani has to hate a Indian and visa versa!
HAHA!
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 06:59:01 pm
Every Pakistani has to hate a Indian and visa versa!
HAHA!

Ikr. It's in our blood. LOL. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: ........ on May 18, 2011, 07:52:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjM8Rlk65_U&feature=fvst - This happens in Karachi. ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNSLim8h1Nw&feature=related - This is funnnnny. Cops breakin' a law. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLYGebO2bkY - Another funny vid. :P

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqN9yDAZ2kg :D And here comes India. :P

Indian one was hilarious.
Did not find the rest funny. Is it okay mod ?
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 07:52:59 pm
Indian one was hilarious.
Did not find the rest funny. Is it okay mod ?

LOL. Yuh the man !
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on May 18, 2011, 08:03:57 pm
Every Pakistani has to hate a Indian and visa versa!
HAHA!

Not the case here.
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 08:05:19 pm
Not the case here.

Yeah. Fortunately, that is. Otherwise, people would be swearing all over the place. :D
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Nobody on May 18, 2011, 08:18:39 pm
Indian one was hilarious.
Did not find the rest funny. Is it okay mod ?

I knew that was coming! ;)

Fidato, really? ::)
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on May 18, 2011, 08:23:12 pm
I knew that was coming! ;)

Fidato, really? ::)

You hate, that doesn't mean I hate too. 8)
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Nobody on May 18, 2011, 08:33:04 pm
I don't hate anyone..just the people around..
Better not talk about it, too sensitive. ;)
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on May 18, 2011, 08:35:48 pm
I don't hate anyone..just the people around..
Better not talk about it, too sensitive. ;)

Yes.
Cannot spam. ;D
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 09:00:13 pm
I don't hate anyone..just the people around..
Better not talk about it, too sensitive. ;)

It's alright man. Yuh can help yerself with a feeling. (:


I personally don't 'hate' anyone. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Nobody on May 18, 2011, 09:19:44 pm
* i meant just that the people around hate other countries.

crooked, why don't you just embed videos in post rather then redirecting. ::)
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 18, 2011, 09:24:46 pm
* i meant just that the people around hate other countries.

crooked, why don't you just embed videos in post rather then redirecting. ::)

Ohhhhhh. :P I thought otherwise. LOL.

Idk. I just feel hungry. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: EMO123 on May 21, 2011, 09:51:34 am
what do you want to say that cops are eveil
well i agree with you but because of them only we sleep too long for day and
night
but the indian night petrolling officers sleep at a place or have samosa and tea
but still they feel us a bit securd
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: ........ on May 26, 2011, 12:24:17 am
I did not understand a word you said ^.

I should use a google translator  perhaps :P

Pakistani police is amazing man. In all my 15 years there, i have only been robbed once and police eventually caught the thief s.

Not sure about India
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 26, 2011, 12:31:03 am
LOOOOOL. Yuh need good sources to get yer stuff back, lad. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: ........ on May 26, 2011, 12:41:17 am
No actually. You should have a good salary to convince them that this is worth investigating .

But that is besides the point. Point is,if they want to catch someone they can (Y)  :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 26, 2011, 03:28:19 am
I agreeeeee. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on May 26, 2011, 06:30:01 am
It is quite true that situation in Pakistan is not as bad as it is portrayed in international media's smear campaign. Any negative news makes the headlines and positive news are played down and sometimes, not even published by anyone. Pakistanis here can readily attest to this.

And when I say "media", this includes Pakistani media too which are sold-outs.
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 26, 2011, 01:00:15 pm
It is quite true that situation in Pakistan is not as bad as it is portrayed in international media's smear campaign. Any negative news makes the headlines and positive news are played down and sometimes, not even published by anyone. Pakistanis here can readily attest to this.

And when I say "media", this includes Pakistani media too which are sold-outs.

Yuh got that right, babaayyy. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: ........ on May 26, 2011, 06:09:21 pm
Agreed.

Pakistan <3
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on May 26, 2011, 06:38:32 pm
Yuh got that right, babaayyy. :P

Why are you guys sitting like lambs and aren't overthrowing your govt? I just came accross this blog of images people killed in your drone strikes. http://pakistancyberforce.blogspot.com/2011/05/drone-attacks-in-pakistan-pictures-of.html (http://pakistancyberforce.blogspot.com/2011/05/drone-attacks-in-pakistan-pictures-of.html) Warning: graphic.
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 26, 2011, 07:34:49 pm
Why are you guys sitting like lambs and aren't overthrowing your govt? I just came accross this blog of images people killed in your drone strikes. http://pakistancyberforce.blogspot.com/2011/05/drone-attacks-in-pakistan-pictures-of.html (http://pakistancyberforce.blogspot.com/2011/05/drone-attacks-in-pakistan-pictures-of.html) Warning: graphic.

Ahh. about overthrowing our govt ? Dude, yuh knowww, the people don't care about the governors. They are too deeply involved in their daily routines. All yuh get to do is work, eat and sleep. Work, eat and sleep. Work, eat and sleep. The system has ruined us. Not just us. EVERY damn individual. If we try overthrowing the govt, we would need spport, yeah. But nobody would support us. Why ? Because i am an ordinary person. :D They'd need a bigger name and a guy with a well built rep. All we need is a leader. =/ But guess what. End of times. Our leaders will be more corrupt than ever. Global revolution is what we need.

And hey, did yuh just refer me as a lamb ? =,=
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on May 26, 2011, 07:41:21 pm

And hey, did yuh just refer me as a lamb ? =,=

Yes, donkey is a bit suitable word. ;D
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: EMO123 on May 26, 2011, 07:43:52 pm
I did not understand a word you said ^.

I should use a google translator  perhaps :P

Pakistani police is amazing man. In all my 15 years there, i have only been robbed once and police eventually caught the thief s.

Not sure about India
which word?
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 26, 2011, 07:45:19 pm
^ He means he didn't understand anything yuh said. =]
:P

Yes, donkey is a bit suitable word. ;D

And who are yuh ? =,= Sun of Tomorrow ? When is yer Tomorrow gonna arrive ? When yuh get married or what ? =,=
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on May 26, 2011, 07:45:36 pm
which word?

A single word. :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: EMO123 on May 26, 2011, 07:46:33 pm
A single word. :P
all right
fantastic
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on May 26, 2011, 07:52:12 pm
Quote
And who are yuh ? =,=

Human at least. :P

Quote
Sun of Tomorrow ?

Yeah.


Quote
When is yer Tomorrow gonna arrive ?

Tomorrow. ::)


Quote
When yuh get married or what ? =,=

After some...
Why is it bothering you ? :P
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: ........ on May 27, 2011, 12:06:20 am
Why are you guys sitting like lambs and aren't overthrowing your govt? I just came accross this blog of images people killed in your drone strikes. http://pakistancyberforce.blogspot.com/2011/05/drone-attacks-in-pakistan-pictures-of.html (http://pakistancyberforce.blogspot.com/2011/05/drone-attacks-in-pakistan-pictures-of.html) Warning: graphic.

1- We are too divided. Each tribe or clan will support that political party which has its clan members even if its bsf. Take PML-N who has a very loyal support group in Southern Punjab and interior Punjab or PPP which has a die-hard voter base in interior Sindh. Guys like me who have no clan will support parties like Tehrikee Insaaf or Musharraf's party who have no chance of winning because we are in a minority.
2-We are too busy feeding our family
3-We are scared of angry pathans.
4-Educated elite then eventually migrates leaving behind left over . LOL
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 27, 2011, 01:40:36 am
1- We are too divided. Each tribe or clan will support that political party which has its clan members even if its bsf. Take PML-N who has a very loyal support group in Southern Punjab and interior Punjab or PPP which has a die-hard voter base in interior Sindh. Guys like me who have no clan will support parties like Tehrikee Insaaf or Musharraf's party who have no chance of winning because we are in a minority.
2-We are too busy feeding our family
3-We are scared of angry pathans.
4-Educated elite then eventually migrates leaving behind left over . LOL
Pathans ? LOL. :P Naswarrr. :D

And the last point isn't so true, mate. Haven't yuh heard of the guy who rejected the full scholarship he was offered by some uni in US? But hey, he's an exception ofcourse.

Pak Fer The Win. <3
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on May 27, 2011, 04:44:39 pm
1- We are too divided. Each tribe or clan will support that political party which has its clan members even if its bsf. Take PML-N who has a very loyal support group in Southern Punjab and interior Punjab or PPP which has a die-hard voter base in interior Sindh. Guys like me who have no clan will support parties like Tehrikee Insaaf or Musharraf's party who have no chance of winning because we are in a minority.
2-We are too busy feeding our family
3-We are scared of angry pathans.
4-Educated elite then eventually migrates leaving behind left over . LOL

Okay forget about protest. I didn't mean that anarchy should be created to overthrow your govt. Deliberate anarchy is strictly forbidden in Islam.

Pak has so many natural resources and gifts. Huge coal and gold reserves in balouchistan, oil in karachi etc. Plus a very strong relation with China(a rapidly emerging economy). Has the oil tycoon Iran beside it. Why does your leaders go after the "ally" USA which is 10000+ km from Pak and has no interest in Pak's wellbeing when you have such strong potent and goodwilling neighbours?

Pak needs a radical shift in its foreign policy and everything will fall in place. Its as if its leaders aren't concerned about what happens to Pak as long as they get their share (Mr. 10%, specifically). I believe that shift is already taking place gradually, with military taking the lead.
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on May 27, 2011, 04:54:33 pm
Pak needs a radical shift in its foreign policy and everything will fall in place. Its as if its leaders aren't concerned about what happens to Pak as long as they get their share (Mr. 10%, specifically). I believe that shift is already taking place gradually, with military taking the lead.

Ahh, he isn't 10% anymore. He's like 110% now. :P No politician cares about Pakistan anymore. It's all about their job, rep, etc. Military gets corrupt too, yuh know.

All we need is a fine leader. (:
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on May 27, 2011, 05:32:50 pm
Ahh, he isn't 10% anymore. He's like 110% now. :P No politician cares about Pakistan anymore. It's all about their job, rep, etc. Military gets corrupt too, yuh know.

All we need is a fine leader. (:

Yes, and make sure that the next election is not rigged like the previous one.

lol, no. Your military has been corrupt (not in the truest sense, they just followed musharraf's policy) for 8-10 years under musharraf regime by being US puppets (which was musharraf's strategy). But they've identified their real enemies now and are changing silently - because lets face it - no radical change is possible under the traitor civilian leadership.

Don't worry. The strategy of your military (now), China, Russia and all other countries around is to just prolong US stay in afghanistan and even encourage them. ;)

Those who have studied the demise of USSR will understand what I mean.
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on May 27, 2011, 05:39:07 pm
And lol :D This is humour board and we are discussing something serious. ::)
Title: Re: Cops are evil.
Post by: Crooked on July 06, 2011, 02:45:42 am
^ Agreed. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA44EVbcLWc&sns=fb

So damn true. I am glad women are still not allowed to drive here. <3