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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: maybeitwastheneighbors on July 10, 2010, 11:17:18 am
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” Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper .”
“If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.”
“Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”
“An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.”
“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do?Turn out the lights! ”
“I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.”
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.”
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. “
hope u enjoy these as well!
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Haha! :D
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
My fav ;)
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Haha, nice ones! +rep!
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
Arbitrary thoughts. :P :P :P :P
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THANK YOU! IM REALLY GLAD THAT U GUYS LIKED IT!!
plus, x10000 thank yous for u stylish!!
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THANK YOU! IM REALLY GLAD THAT U GUYS LIKED IT!!
plus, x10000 thank yous for u stylish!!
You're most welcome! :D
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OI OI I +REPPED U TOO!!
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Hey! Thank you so much! :D :D
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no probleymo! now i gotta rep everyone else who repped me!
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” Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper .”
“If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.”
“Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”
“An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.”
“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do?Turn out the lights! ”
“I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.”
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.”
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. “
hope u enjoy these as well!
Great those ones. :D I'll +rep you too. ;) (After Nid first ;D)
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good ones , keep it uo the gd work :)
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Read already. :P
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thanks for ur appreciation kratos. -_-
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thanks for ur appreciation kratos. -_-
Wait will + rep you after 2 hrs. :P
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OHMYGAWRSH THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!! YEAH! *jumps up and down*
u just reminded me, i need to go and +rep everyone who +repped me before!
THANK YOU!!
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But that doesn't change the fact that I already read them. ::) :P :P
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wats with raining on mah parade? cant u just let me be happy in my ignorance of wat u have read and wat u havent?
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awesome, +rep ;D
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THANK YOU!! :-*
RIGHT BACK ATCHA!
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I + repped you now :)....Had to wait after I repped Stylish and mony
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But nowadays, I don't have to wait to +rep anymore. I can do it consecutively without any delay.
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I could do that when I was a mod ;)
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Oh really I didn't know that mods can do that!!! :D :D
But I think this 2 hour rule should be lifted.
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Perhaps :-\
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Yes. maybe 30 minutes is better instead of the long 2 hours. I'm talking with the others. :)
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yup that'd be better :)
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yes please, stylish, cuz i always end up forgetting who i was gonna +rep after two hours...
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y does it have to be after 2hrs ?
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AAAHAHHA Cool ones :D
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hahaha lol.... nice :D
+rep :)
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great post maybe, you crack me up, as usual!