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Title: for ppl who understand arabic only
Post by: WARRIOR on May 18, 2010, 09:55:55 am
a convo between me and my frend arguign about a queestion hours b4 teh exam chem paper 6
†miro†(L)Jesus said (11:39):
*the tablets work by neturalsisng excess acid in stomach producing co2 + cacl + h2o
*u are provided with two tablets , f and g
*and the acid
*and commn laboratoru apparatus
†miro†(L)Jesus said (11:40):
*plan an investigation to see which is best tablet for neutralisng
†miro†(L)Jesus said (11:43):
*u there?
????? says:
*hello...!!!!
*anyway
*measure the same vol of hcl
*usnig burette
*in a conical flask
*in 2 conical flask*
*waut wait
*a3mil wa7da fil awil
*place il acid fil flask
*through in one f the pills
*la2 la2 la2
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*u haev to say how much acid.
????? says:
*20 cm3
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*yea
????? says:
*place pill in a minuture test tube
*wait
*!!!!
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*ill say asnwer
*5
*4
*3
*2
????? says:
*no nno
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*1
????? says:
*shake
*cotton
*mesure mas at start
*at end
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
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????? says:
*then subtract
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*u thote i wrote adnswer
*kaak
*wrong
*key  word: co2
????? says:
*yesss iol mass exp
*masss decrease
*ili feeha cotton
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*yea
????? says:
*i dont have to collect and mesre using syringe
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*or jst checm how much co2 produced
*theyr btoh valid,
????? says:
*same thing:@
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*u lke goin complicated
*simple laboratory apparratuussssssss
????? says:
*ma il balance and cotton are much simpler than syringe
†miro†(L)Jesus says:
*cotton hatl3ha men wedanak?
*ok
????? says:
*syringe titalaha min...
Title: Re: for ppl who understand arabic only
Post by: Nobody on May 19, 2010, 06:34:52 am
convert in to English please! ::)
Title: Re: for ppl who understand arabic only
Post by: Q80BOY on May 19, 2010, 06:45:02 am
hehehehe :P

to the guys that want to understand ..

it's just the last two lines

Kimo said: Where are you getting cotton from? Your ears??
His friend Said: Where are you gonna get a syringe from? your ....? complete the line :P haha
Title: Re: for ppl who understand arabic only
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on May 19, 2010, 07:24:08 am
Simple. :P

His weiner :P
Title: Re: for ppl who understand arabic only
Post by: holtadit on May 19, 2010, 07:46:48 am
I dont get what Jesus has to do with this sick joke....
Title: Re: for ppl who understand arabic only
Post by: Ukhti-R on May 19, 2010, 07:47:31 am
Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on May 19, 2010, 07:46:48 am
I dont get what Jesus has to do with this sick joke....

That was the display name

Micro Jesus.
Title: Re: for ppl who understand arabic only
Post by: WARRIOR on May 19, 2010, 07:55:57 am
Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on May 19, 2010, 07:46:48 am
I dont get what Jesus has to do with this sick joke....

MSN messenger . We have a display name . my display name is miro(l) jesus. my friends display name is ?????

and its not so "sick " its pretty funny  but its ur opinion anyway