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Title: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: Nobody on May 18, 2010, 09:55:16 am

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: I'm a mistake - legalize abortion! on May 18, 2010, 10:25:02 am

ha haaa haaaaa!!!! :D ,nice one ;D
NOBODY tells a  joke!!! :P

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: Nobody on May 18, 2010, 10:56:49 am

accept this thanks from nobody ;)

and THE GREAT LORD KRATOS is laughing at nobody's joke..... ;D

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: Saladin on May 18, 2010, 11:00:38 am

LMAO.

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: nid404 on May 18, 2010, 01:08:42 pm

Hahaha...


I don't spend tho :P

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: Alpha on May 30, 2010, 03:49:21 pm

Good ones.  :D

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: DrEvil on May 30, 2010, 07:34:01 pm

hahaha...nice.  ;D :D

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: 6394 on May 31, 2010, 05:37:48 am

rofl
dese r hilarios 2 nobody :P
:D
:P :P

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: RTB on May 31, 2010, 01:51:57 pm

 ;D really funny

Title: Re: MATHEMATICS in REAL life!
Post by: Nobody on May 31, 2010, 05:42:39 pm

Thanks everyone... :D :D :D