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Title: the sailor and the priest!!!
Post by: I'm a mistake - legalize abortion! on May 15, 2010, 06:09:44 am

A sailor and a priest were playing golf.

The sailor took his first shot missed and said, “sh*t, I missed.”

Surprised, the priest replied, “Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you.”

The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, “sh*t, I missed again.”

The priest overheard and replied, “My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you.” The sailor sweared that he would not use that word again. Then he took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, “Oh sh*t”

The priest said, “That's  it god will certainly punish you.” Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down from the sky and killed the priest. From the sky, a deep voice is heard saying, “sh*t, I Missed!!!!”. :o :P
Title: Re: the sailor and the priest!!!
Post by: WARRIOR on May 15, 2010, 06:50:24 am
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Title: Re: the sailor and the priest!!!
Post by: Q80BOY on May 15, 2010, 02:52:06 pm
LOL!!! ahaahahaha  :D  :D
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Post by: AS-Girl on May 15, 2010, 03:20:16 pm
looooooooooooooool funny one!!
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Post by: Nobody on May 15, 2010, 03:26:55 pm
nice...keep on adding laughter to our life!
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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on May 15, 2010, 03:55:45 pm
LOL! Unlucky priest! :P Funny one! :D
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Post by: SGVaibhav on May 15, 2010, 04:58:10 pm
my ususal style

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Title: Re: the sailor and the priest!!!
Post by: DrEvil on May 15, 2010, 06:54:41 pm
good one!!   ;D :D