IGCSE/GCSE/O & A Level/IB/University Student Forum
General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: I'm a mistake - legalize abortion! on May 15, 2010, 06:01:41 am
-
So I’m sitting in a bar having a drink, when I realize I really need to fart. The music is pretty loud so I decide to time my farts to the beat. I get up to leave having finished my drink when i see everyone is looking at me.
That’s when I realized I was listening to my iPod.!!!! :P
do u like the 1st one? :P U r gonna love this one too! ;D
two kids talking
kid 1: I’ll never forget the last words that my mother said
Kid 2: what she said
Kid 1: “hey, you fricking moron, don’t move the ladder!!!!” ::) :P
______________________________________________
-
looooooooool @ I.POD JOKE!!!!!!! ;D ;D
-
LOL at the last words :P hahaha
the iPod one is old :P
-
the ipod one is in bus, not in bar!
-
haha, nice ones! :)
-
hahahahaha...both were hilarious!! ;D :D
-
iu like the first one alot .
i hope u can tell us more of ur funny riddles (not perverted lol ) :D
-
Some silly people think that nothing can travel faster than light.
They totally ignore the fact thathowever fast light travel sto get somewhere, darkness always got there first
-
Some silly people think that nothing can travel faster than light.
They totally ignore the fact thathowever fast light travel sto get somewhere, darkness always got there first
lol...good one! :D
-
Some silly people think that nothing can travel faster than light.
They totally ignore the fact thathowever fast light travel sto get somewhere, darkness always got there first
yeah,nice one!!!
-
agreed !! coming from a physics professor .. great perspective
-
LOl that wz funi
-
So I’m sitting in a bar having a drink, when I realize I really need to fart. The music is pretty loud so I decide to time my farts to the beat. I get up to leave having finished my drink when i see everyone is looking at me.
That’s when I realized I was listening to my iPod.!!!! :P
do u like the 1st one? :P U r gonna love this one too! ;D
two kids talking
kid 1: I’ll never forget the last words that my mother said
Kid 2: what she said
Kid 1: “hey, you fricking moron, don’t move the ladder!!!!” ::) :P
______________________________________________
liked both .. bt the 1st was da best =)