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Title: The Bush power!
Post by: Nobody on May 11, 2010, 08:44:44 am

George Bush

Wondering how his popularity was among the children, the American president, George Bush visits a school. After explaining a little bit of the governmental platform, he asks the kids if they had any questions.

Bob raises his hand and says:
I have 3 questions for you...
1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?

At this very moment the bell rings and all the kids run out of the classroom.

After the break, Bush tells the kids to feel free to ask him more questions and this time Joey raises his hand and says: I have 5 questions for you...

1) How did you manage to win in the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?
4) Why did the bell sound 20 minutes earlier today?
5) Where's Bob?

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: holtadit on May 14, 2010, 01:55:32 pm

Nice one !

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: Nobody on May 14, 2010, 02:29:06 pm

thanks....but Indian politicians are really hike this!

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: I'm a mistake - legalize abortion! on May 14, 2010, 02:31:51 pm

dont u think that the kid is cool ?? :P
Very slick!! ;D

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: SGVaibhav on May 14, 2010, 02:34:05 pm

haha

lol, nice one :D

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: Vin on May 14, 2010, 02:38:49 pm

Bush power ! .. liked it XD

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: nid404 on May 14, 2010, 04:02:53 pm

haha....nice

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: Q80BOY on May 14, 2010, 04:18:10 pm

hahahaha :P oh and I'll answer the kids 2nd question :P Bush attacked Iraq cause he thought Saddam had mass weapons of destruction .. and he wanted to kill Saddam! :P

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: Baladya on May 14, 2010, 05:48:55 pm

OMG HAHAHAHA ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Lol dude why dont u just start a topic and we post jokes instead of making lots of topics :P

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: WARRIOR on May 15, 2010, 05:13:07 am

lool :P

might be a true incident!  lol  :-X

Title: Re: The Bush power!
Post by: DrEvil on May 15, 2010, 06:57:29 pm

hahaha...indeed another good one!  ;D