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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: nid404 on September 07, 2010, 05:03:40 pm
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Definitions
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have;
I have character lines!
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Nice 8)
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some of them are so true!!! funny..