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Title: Students ::)
Post by: iluvme on September 06, 2010, 08:09:24 am: No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it's not far enough for today's pupils.
But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers.
After scouring exam papers and speaking to teachers, humorist Richard Benson has collected the worst student howlers in a new book.
You won't know whether to laugh - or cry.
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Post by: [Ash] on September 06, 2010, 08:57:18 am: too funny!!!!!
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Post by: iluvme on September 06, 2010, 09:07:41 am: More ;D
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Post by: iluvme on September 06, 2010, 09:10:45 am: ;)
Thanks Ash!
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Post by: Freaked12 on September 06, 2010, 09:31:43 am: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: The Golden Girl =D on September 06, 2010, 02:17:19 pm: ROFL ....keep up the good work ;)
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Post by: DrEvil on September 06, 2010, 03:04:01 pm: HaHaHaHa! :D :D :D

Very nice. +Rep ;)
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Post by: nid404 on September 06, 2010, 03:48:13 pm: HAHAHAHA! :D
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Post by: Aadeez || Zafar on September 06, 2010, 04:25:35 pm: Loved it
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Post by: iluvme on September 06, 2010, 07:42:29 pm: @Ash, Requim, Golden Girl, DrEvil, Garfield and Harsh182: Glad you all liked it :)

@DrEvil, Thanks
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Post by: *Hope* on September 07, 2010, 04:44:07 am: LOVE ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!<3 mA! +rep after 4 hours now..remind me ok? :P
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Post by: iluvme on September 07, 2010, 04:15:23 pm: Quote from: *Hope* on September 07, 2010, 04:44:07 am
LOVE ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!<3 mA! +rep after 4 hours now..remind me ok? :P

;) Thanks Hope
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Post by: *Hope* on September 11, 2010, 04:13:30 am: Quote from: iluvme on September 07, 2010, 04:15:23 pm
;) Thanks Hope
You Welcome Sweety :-* :-*
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Post by: iluvme on March 25, 2011, 06:13:56 am: (http://65.55.85.135/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=ec499f76-552e-11e0-acef-00215ad8013e&attindex=0&cp=-1&attdepth=0&imgsrc=cid:1.3272437120@web112310.mail.gq1.yahoo.com&hm__login=jezla_17&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.16.8&d=d300&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri,%2025%20Mar%202011%2006:02:04%20GMT&st=jezla_17&hm__ha=01_60e01f1ed1f988f4a457f3edd8efffd9d6f69f10d93b4db3587fdc99464d110d&oneredir=1)
My teacher gave us this math Vocab test yesterday and one word was Expand, I did this, got -2 instead :(
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Post by: Musketeer on March 27, 2011, 07:16:36 pm: hahaha, too good!

By the way if any Pakistani gets that 'stud-4' one, we can also right: we can get free electricity (kunda) :D
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Post by: The Golden Girl =D on March 30, 2011, 05:23:37 pm: LOL iluvme :D
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Post by: Heart Hacker on April 04, 2011, 01:22:14 pm: LOL, Epic Students.

I have some too, I will post them when i activate my FB :)
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Post by: Most UniQue™ on April 09, 2011, 06:43:50 pm: ROFL nice one!!!!
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Post by: Heart Hacker on April 10, 2011, 12:06:01 pm: Here's some ;D
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Post by: Nobody on April 12, 2011, 05:18:44 pm: Nice, Heart Hacker!
I'll try the first one. ;D
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Post by: NotAbod on April 13, 2011, 02:03:17 pm: Quote from: Heart Hacker on April 10, 2011, 12:06:01 pm
Here's some ;D
lol at the 2nd one ;D
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Post by: ***exam*** on April 13, 2011, 08:51:12 pm: OMG !!! lmao ! i so loves these students :D :D :D
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Post by: The Golden Girl =D on April 14, 2011, 02:09:34 pm: I like them all especially the first one :)
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Post by: EMO123 on April 14, 2011, 06:37:58 pm: a comp can also be so fantastic
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Post by: NotAbod on April 14, 2011, 06:39:44 pm: ROFLCOPTER :P :P
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Post by: EMO123 on April 14, 2011, 06:42:09 pm: Quote from: AboD on April 14, 2011, 06:39:44 pm
ROFLCOPTER :P :P
can you say me the full form of this word
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Post by: Nobody on April 14, 2011, 06:45:45 pm: EMO123, let me tell you about this new awesome feature which you can use if you have internet.
It will help you find anything that is available on the internet; it's called Google! :P

here you go...http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roflcopter
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Post by: NotAbod on April 14, 2011, 06:56:46 pm: i use this
ROFLCOPTER = Rolling on floor laughing can't operate properly till eyes refocus
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Post by: Qudsiyah on April 14, 2011, 10:46:23 pm: i love this! :)
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Post by: Heart Hacker on April 15, 2011, 01:32:39 pm: Quote from: Nobody on April 12, 2011, 05:18:44 pm
Nice, Heart Hacker!
I'll try the first one. ;D

LOL i tried it on a small test :D The teacher laughed :D

Emo , your computer is soo confused ;D
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Post by: EMO123 on April 16, 2011, 09:18:18 am: ya it is itself
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Post by: Master_Key on April 16, 2011, 03:02:18 pm: Quote from: EMO123 on April 16, 2011, 09:18:18 am
ya it is itself

Great copying speed. :P
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Post by: NotAbod on April 16, 2011, 07:55:03 pm: 1kb ram? :P
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Post by: ***exam*** on April 16, 2011, 09:29:28 pm: lol whats wid ur comp uh !!
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Post by: EMO123 on April 17, 2011, 09:17:07 am: Quote from: ***exam*** on April 16, 2011, 09:29:28 pm
lol whats wid ur comp uh !!
it is fantstic
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Post by: iluvme on April 17, 2011, 11:31:16 am: How Mitosis questions in papers should actually be,
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Post by: EMO123 on April 17, 2011, 12:02:35 pm: the answer given by the student is very own correct