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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: nid404 on September 30, 2009, 05:19:24 pm
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Be honest. And yeah enlighten us with the new ways of cheating in the exam....This is random fun... just wanna see how many of ull copy and discuss and how do ull manage to do it in the presence of a teacher...not that i wanna copy...i'm the one who gives answers :P....now I refrain tho
I put it in humour cuz there r some funny gestures and funny stuff that people do while wanting an answer desperately
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v do it in class tests..the best way is to use the calculator...but its useful only during MCQs...v dont cheat during exams...and any theory paper..its extremely easy to help each other in MCQs..
methods
1. Use finger gestures....(like point at something (with ur index finger) to convey that the answer is 1)
2. Use calculators
3. Cough the number of times to let ur friend know of the question/answer
hahaha..these are only useful for MCQs
as i said....only during class tests...not during exams..
U MUST NOT CHEAT!!!1
:P :P :P
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lol... :D :D :D
cough...that's something new....even using the calcy is new
What students in my class do
options
hands on cheek-A
brush hands over hair-B
shift your pencil box-C
turn your paper-D
they've made it so complex...this is in my new school....i was very fascinated by these new methods...so I'm intrigued and wanna know more
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haha u wanna learn hw to cheat :P
lol
anyywayz i have only cheated once in my life :P because i didnt wanna flunk n tht was quite easy because haha the teacher was answering some problem a girl in our class had so i made my head down preteneding to be tored looking toward my frend's paper n got the answer :P
but yea there are allooot of methods u can cheat :D :P
ill see if i can get u sme more
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I just wanna enlighten my mind.....these new methods.....so innovative :P
It's because my entire class knows different methods and they change it like everyday to avoid suspicion....
By the way i only give my answers....but there r chances of getting caught even while doing this....so I'm looking for a safer method :P
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well our Bio class invented a new way to cheat :P
the teacher gives the question papers to the students so we can all mark it .. each person marks for another (random) person ..
.. some students were taught by the same teach last year .. so they knew how it was done ..
when we mark them .. and the teacher asks for the mark .. we give him a higher better mark .. and he believes it! :P
we give the papers back to the students and its he end of the story .. the teacher now thinks he has a class of geniuses :P haha
(CAUTION: this does not work on ALL teachers! :P)
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i would have to start investigating soon.Existence of any of my teachers here would cause a problem.
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i would have to start investigating soon.Existence of any of my teachers here would cause a problem.
loool .. i was thinking the same .. what if my Bio teacher read this? :P
we'll be in huggge trouble lolz :P
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pure genius u guyz :P
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haha :D
nice
in class tests....this is a common way of copying since ppl don't sit much far apart
so they drop some stationary of theirs....their eraser,pen,book....or something and bend to pick it up...and have a peek and some1 els'es paper in the same time....
the pens and erasers fly a good distance most of the times :P
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once my friend dropped his pencil to have a look at the answer sheet. His pencil's lead broke. He didnt use this technique after that.
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loooool .. and they always land near the smart student :P pure coincidence lol
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haha yes :P
but al3umdullilah i dont cheat :P
i help ppl cheat :D
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I help ppl too....
We're so kind ::)
sometime i feel it's not right helping others but then they think u act real smart becuz u know the answers.....hmmm
There was once a frnd who wrote word to word from my paper and the teacher knew she had copied from my answer sheet.....and the look while she gave the corrected paper with an unusual 20/20 that my frnd got.....i felt guilty for giving her the answers
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ooh this happens to me alot .. i feel guilty alot when i help others :P
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yes v soooo kind :P
crap i am guilty for it alll
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lolz
ok heres another way to cheat .. creative ways created by my cuzins (girls) :P
1. invisible ink pens that u can read when lighting them .. u know them right? write the whole thing on ur leg .. cross ur legs when ur sitting .. shine the light and viola!!
2. bluetooth ear phones covered with a hair band .. and a mobile of course .. ur maid (or friend etc.) is at home and she reads out the paragraph or equation ..
creativity at its best :P
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Anyone heard of online tests? Sat in the privacy of your own home? A lot of banks use them for recruitment and promotion. Ample opportunity there.
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Anyone heard of online tests? Sat in the privacy of your own home? A lot of banks use them for recruitment and promotion. Ample opportunity there.
just when will CIE trust us and give us online tests? :P (not after they read this thread they wont :P lolz)
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your not a wise person if you feel guilty for helping someone.
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your not a wise person if you feel guilty for helping someone.
well were helping them do a bad thing .. cheating is bad :P
and yet half the world does it ..
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Did anyone hear about the cheating in China last year?
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Eight parents and teachers have been jailed on state secret charges after using hi-tech communication devices to help pupils cheat in college entrance exams, Chinese media reported today.
The conspirators used scanners and wireless earpieces to transmit exam answers, indicating the lengths to which people go to ensure success in the make-or-break "gaokao", which determines the future of 10 million 18-year-olds each year.
Concern about cheating is such that papers are kept under armed guard, and last year their classification was upgraded from "secret" to "top secret".
But three separate scams operated in a single school in Zhejiang province. Those involved were sentenced to between six months and three years for illegally obtaining state secrets. It is not known whether any children were punished.
The Legal Daily newspaper said the parents began plotting in 2007 because their children's achievements were "not ideal". One group bribed a teacher to fax them the test paper and paid university students to provide answers, which were transmitted to the children through earpieces. The ruse was discovered when police detected "abnormal radio signals" near the school.
Another man had created an even more elaborate ? and expensive ? system. He bribed a student to send him the questions using a miniature scanner and hired nine teachers to answer them. He then sent their work back to his son and the other boy.
A teacher was also jailed for charging parents to deliver answers to students. The equipment he used failed on the day.
The two-day exams are key to social mobility in China, and determine whether teenagers will enter university and which institution they can attend. Success or failure can shape their lives, and those of their families, who may depend on their future earnings.
The tests are taken so seriously that the authorities stop traffic to ensure candidates arrive in time and order residents not to shout or use car horns lest it distract the students.
Despite the stiff penalties, stories of cheating surface every year, ranging from leaked exam papers to fake candidates.
Earlier this year, state media warned that growing competition for government jobs appeared to have encouraged cheating in the civil service entrance exam, with about 1,000 miscreants caught in the past four months.
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i was born to help pple cheat till like a year ago
people would really depend on me to cheat
i remember the last time i cheated was like 2 years ago ..
& the time that i really did help lots of pple cheating, i got the worst mark i ever got
but, it was hilarious when i got the paper, cuz it was 2 out of 10 or sth
my friends & i were laughing like crazy, & the teacher was like 'you think thats funny?'
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hahaha china rocks :P
i love to cheat and help, all for one and one for all? :D
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I did cheat. I was the luck student to get the teacher's answer shet. I got 98% in that exam. The next highest mark was 70%
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hahaha china rocks :P
i love to cheat and help, all for one and one for all? :D
yup yup .. that too
although, i began really getting botheres sometime ago
cuz stuff got serious .. ig & stuff lol
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I did cheat. I was the luck student to get the teacher's answer shet. I got 98% in that exam. The next highest mark was 70%
niceee
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I did cheat. I was the luck student to get the teacher's answer shet. I got 98% in that exam. The next highest mark was 70%
whoaa~~
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ive never cheated once or helped anyone cheat in any test in my life 8)
though my friends cheat by writing the answers on a piece of paper and passing it on since the exam hall in our school is very large :P
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ive never cheated once or helped anyone cheat in any test in my life 8)
though my friends cheat by writing the answers on a piece of paper and passing it on since the exam hall in our school is very large :P
good good
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wow astar think u told me tht be4 :)
and lool slvri goodd :P