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Funny situations between boys & girls
Hello & Welcome every one
Today I have funny topic about boys & girls
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Funny situations between boys & girls..........
BOY : I can't leave you...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ??
BOY : Were you away ??
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you !
GIRL : How soon ??
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BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!!
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BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!
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BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!
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BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!!
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BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out !
GIRL : Okay, get out !!!
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BOY : Do you think it was faith which brought us together ?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.
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Worst chat up lines
You're a big girl are'nt you?
You will do.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HGAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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aahhehehehehe ..
cool thread ..
they're hilarious esp. :
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!! >>> its like ouch !
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!
GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ... >>> looooooooool
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haha ... nice thread ;)
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. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go *censored*.
3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.
8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
11. Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.
12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.
15. Excuse me, do you wanna *censored*, or should I apologize.
16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B.
22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
25. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
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-Are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
-Do you have a sticking plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you
-If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
-My lips are registered weapons. Do you feel lucky?
-I'm not really this tall, I'm standing on my wallet
-When God made you he was showing off
-If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
-Now before you run off, I'm not a freak
-There must be something wrong with my eyes. I cant take them off you
-You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche
-Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes
-The thing is, you are ugly but you intrigue me
-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
-I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
-If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
-Hey baby, you've got something on your bum....my eyes
-Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want or Christmas?
-Can you see my pants? Do you want to?
-Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
-Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here
-Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers
-Would you like to be unique and different? Try saying yes
-Aren't you Tony the Tiger on the frosties' box? because you look grrrreat
-Ten-tonne polar bear...now if that doesn't break the ice, nothing will
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
-Would you take a look at those curves? And here's me with no brakes
-I seem to have lost my phone number - can I have yours?
-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Don't go in that building. The sprinklers will go off
-I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth quick
-Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night
-Good news. The test results have come back negative
-Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
-Hi. I'm Mr Right. Someone said you might have been looking for me
-You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!
-Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelit dinner later tonight?
-Hello, Cupid called. He says to tell you he needs my heart back
-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
-Is your name Gillette? because you're the best a man can get
-Know what I like best about you, baby? You haven't CS gassed me yet
-Hi, my name is Fred Flintstone and I'm gonna make your bedrock!
-That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
-Somebody better call God because he must be missing an angel
-If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous
And the best put-downs:-
-Can I buy you a drink?
Actually, I'd rather have the money
-Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice
-How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must have been given your share
-Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter!
-If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing
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omg atsar !! :o
lol are u trying these out on saturday nights ..? ;) :P
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funny...i guess he is trying them lool
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I have tried some of them out. I think it depends on how you say it. After all Hitler talked rubbish but he mannaged to fool 70 million Germans.
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I have tried some of them out. I think it depends on how you say it. After all Hitler talked rubbish but he mannaged to fool 70 million Germans.
lol sir ... which one worked ..? ;) i'll try it myself :P
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The best ones are spontanous. I was in a Docors surgery once an someone hadn't turned up, but their name was called out several times. The receptionist said, "they've gone!", and I said "That's magic!".
You can't beat spontaneity like that.
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spontanous reaction...lol it's all about chemistry :P
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The best ones are spontanous. I was in a Docors surgery once an someone hadn't turned up, but their name was called out several times. The receptionist said, "they've gone!", and I said "That's magic!".
You can't beat spontaneity like that.
looooool
ya thats spontaneity at its best :P
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Funny situations between boys & girls
Hello & Welcome every one
Today I have funny topic about boys & girls
---------------------
Funny situations between boys & girls..........
BOY : I can't leave you...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
---------------------------------------------
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
-----------------------------------------------
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ??
BOY : Were you away ??
----------------------------------------------
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...
----------------------------------------------
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??
-----------------------------------------------
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you !
GIRL : How soon ??
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BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!!
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BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!
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BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!
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BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!!
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BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out !
GIRL : Okay, get out !!!
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BOY : Do you think it was faith which brought us together ?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.
LMAO!! That's hilarious!! ;D ;D :D :P :)
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oh myyy
thts sooo damn hilarious
ahahahahahahahahahah
loolll
luv em all :P
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Funny situations between boys & girls
Hello & Welcome every one
Today I have funny topic about boys & girls
---------------------
Funny situations between boys & girls..........
BOY : I can't leave you...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
---------------------------------------------
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ??
BOY : Were you away ??
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you !
GIRL : How soon ??
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BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!!
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BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!
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BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!
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BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!!
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BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out !
GIRL : Okay, get out !!!
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BOY : Do you think it was faith which brought us together ?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.
Ya, SUPERB :D :D :D
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Funny situations between boys & girls
Hello & Welcome every one
Today I have funny topic about boys & girls
---------------------
Funny situations between boys & girls..........
BOY : I can't leave you...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
---------------------------------------------
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
-----------------------------------------------
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ??
BOY : Were you away ??
----------------------------------------------
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...
----------------------------------------------
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??
-----------------------------------------------
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you !
GIRL : How soon ??
---------------------------------------------------
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!!
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BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!
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BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!
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BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!!
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BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out !
GIRL : Okay, get out !!!
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BOY : Do you think it was faith which brought us together ?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.
loooollll this 1 is soooo funny!!! nice 1 :D :D :D :D :D
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keep it up sir!!!!!
cool !!!
lol!!
i like the last one!!
if i see you naked lol!!! :D :D :D
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Hahahaa, I have heard most of these.
Good laugh reading them again though ! :D
. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go f**k.
3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.
8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
11. Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.
12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.
15. Excuse me, do you wanna f**k, or should I apologize.
16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B.
22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
25. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
OHSNAP.
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great thinks!! :D :D
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Dude 2 dudette: hey, nice shirt. How are things down under? :DDDDDDDDDDD
I have used this line, lol.
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Dude 2 dudette: hey, nice shirt. How are things down under? :DDDDDDDDDDD
I have used this line, lol.
Oh mY Daiiiseee !?!!?
you are horrrriiibbblleeee
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I've heard of a pick up line like this,
"I can't seem to find my phone, can I use yours to call and search for it?"
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Not corny enough. Try "I'm looking for love.....You'll do"
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"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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i did not use ne!!
but i will try to use some in short period of time ;)
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Loool u guyz r so :o
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sooo........
so wat
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so... :P
i think u can figure it out ::) :-X
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i'll tel it wen i figure itout...almost after a year or something :P
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"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
it saddens me that no one got this.
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i'll tel it wen i figure itout...almost after a year or something :P
I wont wait for it ... Lool
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i never asked you to wait..
i just sid i will figure it out :P
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Fine be rude Get lost -_- :P
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I love this thread!
Should try out one of them... :D
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hahaha try it out :P
share the story with us then :P :D
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My sister and I were watching some fashion show. I heard the word gorgeous...
And then I looked at my sister and told her "If you were a burger, you'd be a McGorgeous" :)
She looked away, blushed with a smile, looked back at me with serious face and said " Don't talk about burgers with me!"
"Sorry... XD" i responded. That was a lol moment for me :D :D
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My sister and I were watching some fashion show. I heard the word gorgeous...
And then I looked at my sister and told her "If you were a burger, you'd be a McGorgeous" :)
She looked away, blushed with a smile, looked back at me with serious face and said " Don't talk about burgers with me!"
"Sorry... XD" i responded. That was a lol moment for me :D :D
Hahaha! You actually tried one! :)
Props.
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Hahaha! You actually tried one! :)
Props.
On his sister o.O
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On his sister o.O
Well... you got to start somewhere, right?
I'm not THAT sick. :D ;)
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Well... you got to start somewhere, right?
I'm not THAT sick. :D ;)
Lmao, i hope not :P
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haha :P
I think its sweet you said that to her, Im sure she was happy.
Even brothers telling you that is a big deal lol.
or isn't it ..?? :P
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haha :P
I think its sweet you said that to her, Im sure she was happy.
Even brothers telling you that is a big deal lol.
or isn't it ..?? :P
It is.
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My sister and I were watching some fashion show. I heard the word gorgeous...
And then I looked at my sister and told her "If you were a burger, you'd be a McGorgeous" :)
She looked away, blushed with a smile, looked back at me with serious face and said " Don't talk about burgers with me!"
"Sorry... XD" i responded. That was a lol moment for me :D :D
haaaaaahahahahahaha...how nice of u...I cant imagine my brother saying that to me..loooooooooooooooooooool...we only fight :P
You are a very good example now to guys... :P