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Title: The Law!! ::)
Post by: iluvme on September 03, 2010, 11:42:51 am

Law Of Queues
            If you change queues,the one you have left will start moving faster than the one you are in now.

Law Of Telephones
            When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law Of Mechanical Repair
             After your hands are coated with grease does your nose start itching.

Law Of the Workshop
              Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem
               When your body is immersed in the water, and when you are enjoying yourself does the telephone ring.

Law Of Encounters
                 The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen.

Law Of the Result
                 When you try proving to someone that a machine won't work, It WILL!

Law Of Bio-Mechanics
                 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule
                  People with seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law Of Coffee
                  As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Title: Re: The Law!! ::)
Post by: I'm a mistake - legalize abortion! on September 03, 2010, 12:15:33 pm
Murphy's law.

In short, in a scientific experiment, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

LMAO!!
Title: Re: The Law!! ::)
Post by: Master_Key on September 03, 2010, 02:14:32 pm
law of study- a student will always remember some work which is left while the time of studying and will leave the book.

air and student have a thing in common

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they are...

they both turn the pages without reading.
Title: Re: The Law!! ::)
Post by: nid404 on September 03, 2010, 05:04:41 pm
Breathing is exercise.

My law.
Title: Re: The Law!! ::)
Post by: The Golden Girl =D on September 03, 2010, 09:10:22 pm
NICE 8) ..i LUBed it <3
Title: Re: The Law!! ::)
Post by: Freaked12 on September 06, 2010, 09:35:42 am
Quote from: master_key on September 03, 2010, 02:14:32 pm
law of study- a student will always remember some work which is left while the time of studying and will leave the book.

air and student have a thing in common

...

...

...

they are...

they both turn the pages without reading.

oooO OOO I HAV|E one
How about this
You arent bothered with what you have achieved but with what you have not achieved.
 ::)
Title: Re: The Law!! ::)
Post by: [Ash] on September 06, 2010, 11:44:08 am
The Law of replying on Forum
"Lol" is the most common reply you will get for a thread....my comment...LOL!
Title: Re: The Law!! ::)
Post by: Master_Key on September 06, 2010, 02:10:36 pm
Quote from: [Ash] on September 06, 2010, 11:44:08 am
The Law of replying on Forum
"Lol" is the most common reply you will get for a thread....my comment...LOL!
Law of question
most frequent questions start with "W".