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Title: Interview refusals!
Post by: °o.O-hash94-O.o° on December 17, 2009, 09:43:04 pm

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job
hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
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Title: Re: Interview refusals!
Post by: Alpha on December 18, 2009, 05:27:12 am

Nice one  :D!

I know what to AVOID now...  ;D

Title: Re: Interview refusals!
Post by: O.T.13. on December 18, 2009, 10:27:08 am

okay, good to know, next time they ask ill say ama three-time widow  :D

Title: Re: Interview refusals!
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on December 19, 2009, 04:05:40 am

Good jokes, esp. the last one.

Title: Re: Interview refusals!
Post by: lastgift on December 19, 2009, 10:23:45 am

Lol...all of them are equally are funny!!! ;D
But now am what is supposed to be my status if I am asked in an interview!! ???

Title: Re: Interview refusals!
Post by: O.T.13. on December 19, 2009, 10:37:10 am

Quote from: lastgift on December 19, 2009, 10:23:45 am

Lol...all of them are equally are funny!!! ;D
But now am what is supposed to be my status if I am asked in an interview!! ???

try mine  :D

Title: Re: Interview refusals!
Post by: lastgift on December 19, 2009, 10:48:31 am

Lol..!!
And I will be hired because I never gave up!!

Title: Re: Interview refusals!
Post by: happy angel on January 27, 2010, 03:53:19 pm

LOL!! OMG! wat the person is looing 4 afterall!!! ??? ;D