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Title: I cook with Drugs
Post by: elemis on August 10, 2010, 11:22:52 am: Gordon Ramsey, that foul mouthed English chef, is on a trip through North Western India.

So at a cooking contest (which he is participating in), he takes a stroll to check out the competition.

He sees a woman roasting some seeds.

Ramsey : What's that your roasting ???

Woman : Opium ;D

Ramsey : Oh sh*t !!!! :o She's cooking with opium :o :o :o

Woman (obviously not fluent at English) : Yes ! :D

Ramsey : No, dont say opium. Say Poppy Seeds. ::) ::)

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For a temporary high check out Gordon Ramsey's Opium Spiked Chicken Fry with Ginger and Green Masala ;)

Happy Snorting :P
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: nid404 on August 10, 2010, 12:28:16 pm: I have serious doubts Ari ::)
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: elemis on August 10, 2010, 12:31:40 pm: Quote from: ~Ahana~ on August 10, 2010, 12:28:16 pm
I have serious doubts Ari ::)

It was on a TV program.

I saw it last night.
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: nid404 on August 10, 2010, 12:33:51 pm: Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on August 10, 2010, 12:31:40 pm
It was on a TV program.

I saw it last night.

I hope that is true ::)
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: elemis on August 10, 2010, 12:43:03 pm: Quote from: ~Ahana~ on August 10, 2010, 12:33:51 pm
I hope that is true ::)

I'll find a clip and show you. ;)
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: nid404 on August 10, 2010, 12:50:45 pm: Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on August 10, 2010, 12:43:03 pm
I'll find a clip and show you. ;)

I trust you mate...just kidding :P
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: Saladin on August 10, 2010, 12:52:20 pm: Have you guys seen Hell's kitchen?

The guys swears like 80% of the time!
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: elemis on August 10, 2010, 12:56:05 pm: Quote from: Engraved on August 10, 2010, 12:52:20 pm
Have you guys seen Hell's kitchen?

The guys swears like 80% of the time!

Its called Hell's Kitchen for a reason you know ::)
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: M-H on August 10, 2010, 01:38:13 pm: Quote from: Engraved on August 10, 2010, 12:52:20 pm
Have you guys seen Hell's kitchen?

The guys swears like 80% of the time!
he wants to be noticed :P simple...and he is getting that :P
Title: Re: I cook with Drugs
Post by: The Golden Girl =D on August 10, 2010, 03:14:10 pm: I know ..lol ....:D :D :D :D