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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: Q80BOY on May 19, 2010, 09:19:23 am
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Guys, don't use these pick up lines .. ever! :P
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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nice..q80boy!
[Like] Facebook style!
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Hahaha....lol :P
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Hahaha....lol :P
have you ever used these lines..? or ever going to use these ....? ::)
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have you ever used these lines..? or ever going to use these ....? ::)
Actions speak louder than words .....you know what I mean?? :P :P
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oooh!!
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
NID: *Ambulance alarm*
right..? ;D ;D ;D
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LOL :P
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Girls fit your boyfriend with a switch to turn him off with the minimum of effort.
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WAHAHAHA xD ;D I hope i don't meet someone like that xD
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nice one Q80BOY!!!! ;D
But u know, I like pickup lines which work!!!! ;)
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Yours never work kratos :P :P :P
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wanna bet!!! :P :P
lemme try then!!!! ::) ::) 8) 8)
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when you know it why try?...it won't work :P :P :P
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uhhhhmm uhhhmmm.............. ::) ::)
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uhhhhmm uhhhmmm.............. ::) ::)
That's the best you could come up with huh? :P
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No, I haven't practised my chess skills so u know it has got really blunt!! :P
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what? :S :-[
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HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
hahahahaha, I liked those ones the most, especially the ask me out one. :P
It is sad how always the guy have to take the first step but at the end get rejected. I am sure they get used to rejection.
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lol Q80 these are awesome...lol..:P :P
poor boys they always get this...
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Crappy lines like these are bound to fail...
U guys should try the working ones. ::)
Ask me if u need help with it :P
I am quite experienced ;D
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Crappy lines like these are bound to fail...
U guys should try the working ones. ::)
Ask me if u need help with it :P
I am quite experienced ;D
so kartos you are experienced in gettin rejected or what..?? :P :P
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Ooh, "angel of love"!!!! :o
I knew a "fish" was going to take my bait!! :P :P since I left the hook ::) :P
So do u understand what I am good at? :P 8)
By the way, my name isn't kartos. U make it sound as if I am a "kartos puerto". >:(
Read the name, it says ,"LORD KRATOS" 8)
KRATOS is a greek word for STRENGTH or POWER 8)
What the hell does "kartos" mean? >:( Sounds like a bad rip off of a mexican name. >:(
Please be careful.... ::) :P
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AWESOME LINES Q80BOY... ;) ;D :D
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@Kratos
Your good at being an epic failure at wooing women ? :P
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@Kratos
Your good at being an epic failure at wooing women ? :P
No, Ari. ;D It aint so.Its okay if u misunderstood that. ;)
Its not something a kid going to turn 16 can understand :P
Its stuff for a little more matured ones. ::) :P
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hahahahaha, I am just sure Kartos got rejected every single time he said a pick up like and just showing off here so it makes him feel better. :P
It is alright to be rejected Kartos, sometimes facing the truth will make you learn more. :) ;)
:P :P
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hahahahaha, I am just sure Kartos got rejected every single time he said a pick up like and just showing off here so it makes him feel better. :P
It is alright to be rejected Kartos, sometimes facing the truth will make you learn more. :) ;)
:P :P
lol well said shoushou this is from my side also for kartos...:P :P
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hahahahaha, I am just sure Kartos got rejected every single time he said a pick up like and just showing off here so it makes him feel better. :P
It is alright to be rejected Kartos, sometimes facing the truth will make you learn more. :) ;)
:P :P
lol well said shoushou this is from my side also for kartos...:P :P
Yeah, yeah ::) U girls can talk all u want ...
Bet u wouldn't be saying those words if u met me in real life... ::)
Actually, girls who think they are tough in these matters have the softest hearts.
Just need to break the ice at the right time and create a spark, and they melt like butter ::)
And afterwards, they act so innocent.... ::) Soooo cuuuteee. ;D
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LOOOOOL :P
Experienced much? ::)
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ok that is so stupid .. y would we ever humelate r selves lol
just joking .. thank god i never went through this ^^
thanx 4 da fun ^^
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A line guaranteed to fail.
I'm looking for a girl. You'll do.
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lol, astar. I think that line will work :P :P
But here is one line which is guaranteed to work ;) Most of the girls go crazy after this :P
"Did you just fart, cause you blew me away!!!!!" :P
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lol, astar. I think that line will work :P :P
But here is one line which is guaranteed to work ;) Most of the girls go crazy after this :P
"Did you just fart, cause you blew me away!!!!!" :P
HAHAHAHAHA! DUDE! If I have a bag in my hand, he must be ready for being hit with it. :P
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HAHAHAHAHA! DUDE! If I have a bag in my hand, he must be ready for being hit with it. :P
Nope, If I was that guy, then I would take ur bag and say:
"Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here!!!!!" :P
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Nope, If I was that guy, then I would take ur bag and say:
"Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here!!!!!" :P
hahahahahaha LOOOOOOOOOOOL! You think girls are dumb or what? You will just get a slap so don't even think of trying it. ::) :P
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hahahahahaha LOOOOOOOOOOOL! You think girls are dumb or what? You will just get a slap so don't even think of trying it. ::) :P
Never been slapped before ::)... But If I get slapped then I'd say-
"Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!!!!!" :P
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Never been slapped before ::)... But If I get slapped then I'd say-
"Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!!!!!" :P
LOOOOOOOL! So you get hit with a bag, then you get slapped and you still continue? :P hahaha that's very humiliating for you. :P
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Yeah, It may be humiliating... but I am a person who believes in morals :P and I believe that perserverence is needed to succed!!! ::). I believe that I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed: and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportional to the number of times I fail and keep trying.
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Yeah, It may be humiliating... but I am a person who believes in morals :P and I believe that perserverence is needed to succed!!! ::). I believe that I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed: and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportional to the number of times I fail and keep trying.
Well you don't expect to not fail if you are acting like a jerk or an idiot. Be a gentleman and decent man and the girl will be after you. =]
:P
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Thanks for the suggestion ;)
But I don't like to pretend to be someone I'm not.I like to be original.
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Thanks for the suggestion ;)
But I don't like to pretend to be someone I'm not.I like to be original.
Original = idiot/jerk ? :P
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Nope, original = me 8)
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Nope, original = me 8)
Original = you = jerk/idiot ? :P
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Being a pretender aint my style.
Thank u for the suggestion. ;D
I'd prefer to be a jerk or an idiot......
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Well your mama didn't get you in life as a jerk/idiot. It is you who made yourself like this while in fact you are not.
Original = Stop using pick-up lines to get girls. :P
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Nope, I don't use pick-up lines to get girls. :P
I just like to see their faces which is puffed up and full of pride because of the pick-up lines. :P
Not that one too...
The true reason is that I like to make other people smile and be happy... ;D ;D
U know.............
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Ahhhh...you really do make people smile and laugh! :D
I was joking all the time, I like annoying you. I bet you got annoyed :P
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I was joking all the time, I like annoying you. :P
Me too!!! :P
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It wasn't I who was annoyed here. I was enjoying my time annoying you. :P
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yeah, U must be a sadist :P
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Sadist? why? ???
Why r u still awake By the way? do u take a-levels? I have Pure math tom :(
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I was enjoying my time annoying you. :P
Did u get ur answer now ? :P
Sadist? why? ???
Why r u still awake By the way? do u take a-levels? I have Pure math tom :(
I have already slept!!!! and I woke up like 2 hrs ago.
I have got chem P2 on 31st May.
U have pure maths tom? ??? oh, U mean A2, right?
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I seriously wanted to post your name in Moron of the month thread :P
I also slept and woke up 3 hours ago, what time is it there in ur country? what is ur mother tongue By the way?
Pure A2 yes. =|
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And I wanted to post ur name in Moron Admin of the month thread :P :P
Around 6 am in the morning.
Duh! my mother tongue is Nepali!!! It's a little similar to hindi.
U speak arabic right?
I know a word from arabic language!!! 8) I heard a song and it said Habibi, habibi or something like that
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You better take that back, I got the powers. ;) :P jk :P
I am the best Admin here after Astar even Q80 and Engraved would agree with me :P
LOL Habibi is what all non-arab people know. It means like my lover, baby etc etc
All arabic songs must have the word habibi in them :P and which song was tht? who was the singer?
So u undertsand hindi/urdu? and like..u r indian? i mean pakistanis, bangalis etc etc are all indians but just that spilt happened ot whatever.
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You better take that back, I got the powers. ;) :P jk :P
So u got a kick like the admin in Baladya's sig? ::) :P
I am the best Admin here after Astar even Q80 and Engraved would agree with me :P
Yeah, yeah... ::) ::)
All arabic songs must have the word habibi in them :P and which song was tht? who was the singer?
don't know... I heard it from BBC
So u undertsand hindi/urdu? and like..u r indian? i mean pakistanis, bangalis etc etc are all indians but just that spilt happened ot whatever.
Nope. Nepal is Nepal!!! :P No splits!!! Most of the Nepalese understand Hindi because of the proximity and Bollywood's influence
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hahaha no dude. I am a nice admin I don't kick members. Just those who break the rules.
I am sleepy..you are so boring to an extent that you are making me sleepy. :P
Hey kartos! how did you insert those quotes like that?!
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Hey kartos! how did you insert those quotes like that?!
I am KRATOS!! not kartos!!! >:( >:(
Quotes like that? Like what? ???
I am sleepy..you are so boring to an extent that you are making me sleepy. :P
U sleepy?
Are u cold. Want to use me as a blanket? :P :P :P
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Someone told me this before, but he said 'let me be your pillow' because I usually hug my pillow in my sleep.
That guy is just awesome! :D
And no like..you insert many quotes with my sayings..how do u do it?
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Someone told me this before, but he said 'let me be your pillow' because I usually hug my pillow in my sleep.
No. I think blanket is better than pillow!!! ::) :P
That guy is just awesome! :D
Who? Me? ??? Thanks, I know I am awesome!!!! :P :P
And no like..you insert many quotes with my sayings..how do u do it?
Just quote and delete the words u don't want.then repeat the process
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Someone told me this before, but he said 'let me be your pillow' because I usually hug my pillow in my sleep.
Someone told u this in real life? :o ::)
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I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the guy because he isn't a flirt at all, he just said it to me cause he meant it unlike SOME PEOPLE. ::)
Fly now. :P
and uhh...I heard a lot of nice things so it thats normal. ::)
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he just said it to me cause he meant it unlike SOME PEOPLE. ::)
No. I guess SOME PEOPLE was just picking on u ::) :P
and uhh...I heard a lot of nice things so it thats normal. ::)
*ahem* *ahem*
A lot nice things? ::) Normal? ::)
*cough* *cough*
lmao!!! I should have taken my cough syrup!!!! :P
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hahahaha exactly! you keep coughing all the time! :P
Yea, I even got marriage proposals at this age :-\
Not very nice to be loved by many people and rejecting all of them. It brings guilt.
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Not very nice to be loved by many people and rejecting all of them. It brings guilt.
But there is a problem with being too much loved.....
They show in movies that such people don't get loved by the ones they love :-\
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Yea, I even got marriage proposals at this age :-\
U proud or what?!!! ::)
Yeah, being an admin in SF does some good I guess :P :P
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But there is a problem with being too much loved.....
They show in movies that such people don't get loved by the ones they love :-\
Ohhh really... ???
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yeah :-\
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As you said "in movies" and movies are not real. :P
What you saying is just wrong.
Meh, not being proud, I am being confused and stuff.
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Well, I guess, it must be fair...
If you reject others, have to at least once, bear rejection.
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I will wait till I am rejected one day because I never was and not planning to be rejected because I never usually take the first steps lol.
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As you said "in movies" and movies are not real. :P
Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction!!! ::) :P
Meh, not being proud, I am being confused and stuff.
Only people who think abt unnecessary stuffs get confused!!!! :P
If u get confused that means u r running too much side programs in ur brain!! :P
So if u get confused, just turn it off for a while... let it rest... and restart it :)
Or get a new brain!!!! :P :P
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Gosh kartos..you are so lame. ::) :P I just care about people's feelings and I hate making someone get hurt cause of me.
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I never took any step at all. How bad. :)
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Gosh kartos..you are so lame. ::)
Yeah, I am lame and my wheelchair broke... Carry me then!!!! :P
I just care about people's feelings and I hate making someone get hurt cause of me.
You are twisted!!! :P :P
If u dont want others too get hurt, don't reject them in the first place!!!!!
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I never took any step at all. How bad. :)
Best thing ever.
Always say " -No Love- " :P
@kratos..hahahahaha. You have a wheelchair? oh..I am so sorry for your disability dude. =[
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Best thing ever.
Always say " -No Love- " :P
LOL, yeah. But it's true, -no love-
Ban.
LOL, Kratos, will you also say carry my brain because it's not working? ;) :P
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Best thing ever.
Always say " -No Love- " :P
@kratos..hahahahaha. You have a wheelchair? oh..I am so sorry for your disability dude. =[
U r evil....
Only evil people make fun of others disability....Bet U wouldn't be smiling if U were the one in my place..
LOL, Kratos, will you also say carry my brain because it's not working? ;) :P
yeah, it isn't working properly nowadays...
Can u help me with it?
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Kartos, didn't you see my "=[" emot? shows how much I am sad.
How can help you? I feel bad for you dude.
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yeah, it isn't working properly nowadays...
Can u help me with it?
Got the proof, it's really not working. Else you wouldn't ask me this. ;)
Lungs work? You can breathe? Heart is pumping blood?
LOL, one by one, let's get all your body parts out. :P
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I get confused when many people like me but I am NOT saying I am a confused person in other matters.
Or else I wouldn't be who I am now. =]
I will take the HEART to kill it and khalas we get rid of him. :P :P
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:D
I will take the brain. Then we can be sure he's dead. :P
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:D
I will take the brain. Then we can be sure he's dead. :P
bwahahahaha! *evil laugh*
The "-No Love'" ladies will get rid of the pick-up lines guy. :P :P
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Adios Kratos ^_^ :P
We recommended your name to the Lord. The real one. :P
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Adios Kratos ^_^ :P
We recommended your name to the Lord. The real one. :P
I think he ran away. he stopped posting in this thread for like 15 mins :P :P
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I think he ran away. he stopped posting in this thread for like 15 mins :P :P
Sorry but u can't have my heart!!!!
Cause I am a heartless guy!!!! :P :P
Also I didn't run away!! >:( Nature calls!!! :P
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I think he ran away. he stopped posting in this thread for like 15 mins :P :P
LOL, temporary death. Think we should take more body parts. Lungsss :P
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Sorry but u can't have my heart!!!!
Cause I am a heartless guy!!!! :P :P
Also I didn't run away!! >:( Nature calls!!! :P
*pump pump pump* what is that thing beating in your chest then? ??? :P
Nature calls? You had to give the flowers some water?
@Alpha..we can sell them later, we will be so rich. :P
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Sorry, if my lungs are gone then how will I breath? ???
Ooh, so U two will provide me resuscitation huh? ::) :P
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LOL dude we want you dead, so why will we give you resuscitation? Your body will be sold to hospitals to show medicine students about anatomy. :P
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Nature calls? You had to give the flowers some water?
LOL Shoshou. :D
Yeah, I'm thinking of starting an out-of-the-way business. :D
Sorry, if my lungs are gone then how will I breath? ???
Ooh, so U two will provide me resuscitation huh? ::) :P
We cannot take your breath, that's why we're taking the lungs. Corpses do not breathe. :P Looks like the brain is gone.
Resuscitation?
Hehe, nope. My brain is still with me. ;D
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Holy sh*t!!!!
Two female killers with brain huh? ::)
Rare sight.... rare sight!!! ::) :P :P
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You better run dude. :P
Or Alpha and I will track your place and get our business started. 8)
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Sorry ;D
But I've got FBI's as my bodyguards!!! :P
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Holy sh*t!!!!
Two female killers with brain huh? ::)
Rare sight.... rare sight!!! ::) :P :P
Oh yea. We forgot your eyes. :P
You better run dude. :P
Or Alpha and I will track your place and get our business started. 8)
His feet? Let's give Eve a second chance and try to be merciful. Spare you the feet Kratos. :P
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Sorry ;D
But I've got FBI's as my bodyguards!!! :P
HAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh. You think we will enter from the front door?
We will use our cat powers :P
looooooooooooooooooooool YES HIS EYES! hahahaha. Gosh we will be so good in this. :P
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Sorry ;D
But I've got FBI's as my bodyguards!!! :P
What will they guard if you have no body left? :P :P
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What will they guard if you have no body left? :P :P
They will guard "Nobody". :P
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HAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh. You think we will enter from the front door?
We will use our cat powers :P
looooooooooooooooooooool YES HIS EYES! hahahaha. Gosh we will be so good in this. :P
Sorry but please describe me abt the cat powers!!! ::) :P
What does it include? ::)
Cause I am Lord Kratos, u know...... The man who defeated Zeus..... Not some cat that goes "meow meow"!!! :P ::)
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Sorry but please describe me abt the cat powers!!! ::) :P
What does it include? ::)
Cause I am Lord Kratos, u know...... The man who defeated Zeus..... Not some cat that goes "meow meow"!!! :P ::)
hahahaha watch Batman and you will understand. :P :P
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They will guard "Nobody". :P
:D I will work as an FBI guard then.
Sorry but please describe me abt the cat powers!!! ::) :P
What does it include? ::)
Cause I am Lord Kratos, u know...... The man who defeated Zeus..... Not some cat that goes "meow meow"!!! :P ::)
Seriously, your brain is out of your body boy. She's talking about OUR cat powers. :P
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hahahahaha...gosh! I have been laughing all this time. I think I will end up laughing in my pure math exam remembering all of those jokes. :P
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hahahaha watch Batman and you will understand. :P :P
and What does that cat power inlcude? Seducing FBI agents? :P (joke)
and striking with cat paws? :P
Sorry, But please play the GOD of War game and u will know....... I aint afraid of pussy cat dolls :P I tear body and flesh of enemies apart with my sword.....It is fun.... Especially tearing young girls' soft flesh!!! :P
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Especially tearing young girls' soft flesh!!! :P
Who said I am a girl? I am a man just disguised. I am all buff and stuff.
Kratos..be honest, what is your weight and height lil boy? *pats on head*
:P :P
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Who said I am a girl? I am a man just disguised. I am all buff and stuff.
Kratos..be honest, what is your weight and height lil boy? *pats on head*
:P :P
:D :D After we've removed the parts, he won't weigh much.
I hope you've revised. Kratos will invade your Maths.
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Oh yeah. :P
I am revising, no worries. Kratos won't be the reason I fail :P
You got not school today?
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Is Kratos being a irritant ??
He can be dealt with, if necessary.
For a fee of course ;)
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Is Kratos being a irritant ??
He can be dealt with, if necessary.
For a fee of course ;)
Now this is batman. :P
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Who said I am a girl? I am a man just disguised. I am all buff and stuff.
Oh, now I know the reason why u liked Elton John's wedding!! ::)
U r a buff man getting proposed by school kids!!!!! :o :o :P U r gay!!!!! :o :P
Ladies and gentlemen we have got a gay in our forum!!!! :P
7ood, be careful!!! ;) ::)
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Oh yeah. :P
I am revising, no worries. Kratos won't be the reason I fail :P
You got not school today?
Nah, not going today. My class will be a cemetry. :D
Is Kratos being a irritant ??
He can be dealt with, if necessary.
For a fee of course ;)
Morning- Good Ari. ;)
We're dealing for free already. :D
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Oh, now I know the reason why u liked Elton John's wedding!! ::)
U r a buff man getting proposed by school kids!!!!! :o :o :P U r gay!!!!! :o :P
Ladies and gentlemen we have got a gay in our forum!!!! :P
7ood, be careful!!! ;) ::)
You didn't answer my question lil boy. Don't try changing the subject. ;) :P
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You didn't answer my question lil boy. Don't try changing the subject. ;) :P
U r the one trying to change the subject buffed gay man!!! :P Why should I tell u my measurements? ::)
Tell me urs first!!! :P
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You didn't answer my question lil boy. Don't try changing the subject. ;) :P
He's embarrassed, now we know that when it comes to him wooing women - Its an EPIC FAIL !!!
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Morning Alpha.
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LOL, he's not telling you...
I took away his hands few seconds ago. So he can't measure. ;)
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Agree with Ari. I think you are really skinny Kratos on your wheel chair. I am so sorry for this but life is hard. =]
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Agree with Ari. I think you are really skinny Kratos on your wheel chair. I am so sorry for this but life is hard. =]
She inverted the emoticon now? XD
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She inverted the emoticon now? XD
Sorry, I mean =[
:P
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182 cms and 73 kgs.... I don't think that's bad for a guy who's turning 17 in a few days.. ;)
I bet alpha and mony ,u are like the liliputians because u care abt measurements so much...
I bet u r phat too!!!!! ::) :P Sorry, u must be sensitive to these things :P
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182 cms and 73 kgs.... I don't think that's bad for a guy who's turning 17 in a few days.. ;)
I bet alpha and mony ,u are like the liliputians because u care abt measurements so much...
I bet u r phat too!!!!! ::) :P Sorry, u must be sensitive to these things :P
Phat?
O.O. You are 25 kilos more than I am. ;D
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You are 23 kilos more than I am.
*Looks at Alpha* We are cats so we don't have to feel bad. Cats must be not very heavy. :P
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Phat?
O.O. You are 25 kilos more than I am. ;D
LMAO !!!! Fat cat - thats what Kratos is. ;D
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I am 159 cm, tall enough to reach your heart and cut your chest with a knife.
HAHAHAHA Yes a FAT CAT. Meow. :P that is why he can't climb buildings and stuff.
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You are 23 kilos more than I am.
*Looks at Alpha* We are cats so we don't have to feel bad. Cats must be not very heavy. :P
Yeah, exactly. ;)
Kratos should not be able to run. :P
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LMAO !!!! Fat cat - thats what Kratos is. ;D
Hey batman/lion king, share with us your weight and height. You better weight more than kratos or else we will fail :P
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Kratos should not be able to run. :P
I just imagined kratos being a fat cat, not able to run and it made me laugh that I ended up waking my sister hahaahhaha gosh!
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I just imagined kratos being a fat cat, not able to run and it made me laugh that I ended up waking my sister hahaahhaha gosh!
Hehe, hope you didn't wake up the neighbourhood. ;)
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No no. LOL, Sis went to bed again, she just opened her eyes. :P
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173 cm
60 Kg
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I'm a lean mean fighting machine. ;)
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Have to go now... :)
Good Luck to those having exams. :)
Take Care
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Oh Ari, U weigh 48kgs huh? ha haa haaa
What r u a 14 year old girl?
Please go and check the normal height- weight ratio for guys and girls
It says that 75 kgs is normal weight for a 5'10 guy
I am 73 kgs and I am 182cms. That is 6 feets dude....
So who's phat ? ::)
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173 cm
60 Kg
awww. Well at least you are not fat like kratos. :P
@Alpha, I will go too. Thanks. =]
Byebye everyone! Talk to you later inshAllah. :D
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Oh Ari, U weigh 48kgs huh? ha haa haaa
What r u a 14 year old girl?
Please go and check the normal height- weight ratio for guys and girls
It says that 75 kgs is normal weight for a 5'10 guy
I am 73 kgs and I am 182cms. That is 6 feets dude....
So who's phat ? ::)
IDIOT. I am 60 KILOGRAMS !!!!!
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IDIOT. I am 60 KILOGRAMS !!!!!
oops I quoted alpha's weight dude... Sorry!!! :-\
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Oh Ari, U weigh 48kgs huh? ha haa haaa
What r u a 14 year old girl?
Please go and check the normal height- weight ratio for guys and girls
It says that 75 kgs is normal weight for a 5'10 guy
I am 73 kgs and I am 182cms. That is 6 feets dude....
So who's phat ? ::)
Thats for westerners and Europeans, not for us South Asians.
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Thats for westerners and Europeans, not for us South Asians.
Dude, if u are 6 feet then the normal weight is about 77 kgs.....
Unless u are thin like a twig which can be blown away by a gentle breeze!! :P (no offence)
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Also, 6 feet is an above average height for a south asian of my age...
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awww. Well at least you are not fat like kratos. :P
@Alpha, I will go too. Thanks. =]
Byebye everyone! Talk to you later inshAllah. :D
Thank you too. :)
IDIOT. I am 60 KILOGRAMS !!!!!
I laughed really! :D :D :D
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And also alpha, u weigh 48 kgs :o
U r really a twig !!! :P :P Cause that's an average weight for a 14 year old girl!!! ::) :P
And mony, u r 159 cms? :o That is 5'2 and that is called short!!!! ::) :P :P Liliputian!!! :P :P
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And also alpha, u weigh 48 kgs :o
U r really a twig !!! :P :P Cause that's an average weight for a 14 year old girl!!! ::) :P
Girls of my age should be between 45 and 55. :P
Which planet do you live in?
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Girls of my age should be between 45 and 55. :P
Which planet do you live in?
sorry, but what is ur height? It depends on the height doesn't it? ::)
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sorry, but what is ur height? It depends on the height doesn't it? ::)
Yes... It does.
155
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Alpha, the difference between our heights is 27 cms.That is like 0.89feet or approx 1 feet....And to add on it u r a girl so the weight gap is normal. So don't call me phat :P :P Also Mony and u started the whole thing ::) :P ( I mean no offence, don't get offenced)
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U didn't get angry, did u? :(
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Oh no... We were ALL just joking. ;) Having a laughing time.
Don't be offended too. :)
By the way, you have exams today?
U didn't get angry, did u? :(
Noooo.... come on. Relax Kratos. :D
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No, no exams today ;D
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WOW!
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No, no exams today ;D
Good. :D No wonder you're still here.
O Levels?
Niddddddddddddddddddd :) :) :) :-* :-* Missed you.
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Good. :D No wonder you're still here.
O Levels?
No, AS level exams.
How r u nid? ;D
Plz Go read my new jokes ;D
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No, AS level exams.
How r u nid? ;D
Plz Go read my new jokes ;D
Ah AS. Nice.
Which field have you chosen?
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Alpha!!! :) I missed you too :-* <3
I'm fine. How are you?
@kratos-I'm good...and you? lol your jokes? hmm....briefly tell me what it's about...then ill see :P
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@ They are perverted as usual :P ::) jk
Morning Nid !!
In one hour I have my exam ;D
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Am fine too... :-*
How are exams going on? :)
Ari, still here? :D Thought you were out.
Good Luck boy. ;)
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Morning Ari :)
Good luck then ;) Kill it :D
And I expected them to be perverted anyway ::)
and alpha, exams are going pretty good :)
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Morning Ari :)
Good luck then ;) Kill it :D
And I expected them to be perverted anyway ::)
and alpha, exams are going pretty good :)
Great. :)
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Are u bored too Alpha? ???
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Are u bored too Alpha? ???
Yeah :D Was going to ask you the same.
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I asked u because I always found u viewing who's online :P
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Yeah, I was fascinated to see you doing the same. :P
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Likewise :P
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You didn't tell me. What are you doing? Pure Sciences? Social Sciences? Arts? Languages?
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Sorry, I had to leave to have my meal.... I had already posted the reply but someone posted in the middle so......
I take Pure Science - Phy, chem , maths, bio ;D
U? what do u study? a or o level? Which field?
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Social sciences. A Level.
Maths, Eco, Acc, General Paper (English) and French.
Mia have to go now...
Take Care.
And sorry for leaving you alone to get bored. Time to study. ;)
Thank you for the company. :D Leave your body parts intact for today.
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Alright... Bye.. ;D
Take care ;D
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I am the best Admin here after Astar even Q80 and Engraved would agree with me :P
Yeah I agree, it's Astar, Q80, Engraved and then Mony! :P :P
*waits for a PM from Mony*
hahahaha :P
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@Q80 :( Now you will let kratos make fun of me and say I am not cool. :(
I will send you a pm now saying Hi maybe. :P Although you are mean. =[
@Kratos...I am 159 cm and I weight just 50 now. I usually weight 57-56 kilos which goes perfect with my height. Just lost 7 kilos cuz of exams but will gain 'em soon. According to girls, my height is not short but for guys yes.
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lol Mony, you serious? You lose weight during exams? :P I gain...gained 3 :o
I'm 165cm and weigh 53 kilos( put on 3 kilos) :(
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lol Mony, you serious? You lose weight during exams? :P I gain...gained 3 :o
I'm 165cm and weigh 53 kilos( put on 3 kilos) :(
Well you actually need to gain weight since you are tall. I mean it is perfectly fine.
and yeah :( Mom was scolding me the other day for NEVER eating anything. She said she will call me the doctor but I promised I will eat. ::) ::)
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and yeah :( Mom was scolding me the other day for NEVER eating anything. She said she will call me the doctor but I promised I will eat. ::) ::)
Mony, why are u dieting when u are going to reject guys anway.. ::)
Also, I thought u were a buffed up gay man.. ::) hmmm Did u perform gender change operation? ::) :P
I'm 165cm and weigh 53 kilos( put on 3 kilos) :(
Nid, U are PHAT!!!!! :P
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Gosh Kratos. Disgusting dude. I am a girl but was trying to scare you the other day :P
and I am not dieting ::) I never did...I just don't think much of food because I am busy posting in SF. :P
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I am a girl but was trying to scare you the other day :P
Yeah, so u were a guy yesterday? ::)
Technology advances so fast u know.... ::)
and I am not dieting ::) I never did...I just don't think much of food because I am busy posting in SF. :P
Yeah , I guess that's right......
YOU'RE THE PRETENDER!!!!!! :P :P
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No, I am not a pretender. Never was.
And you are lame as usual LOL
What did you do today? study?
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No, I am not a pretender. Never was.
Yeah,Right!!!! ::)
and who gave me the suggestion to pretend to be a good guy? ::) :P
What did you do today? study?
Don't try to change the topic Mr. MONY John!!!! :P
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Changing is different from pretending. You can change yourself to be a good boy.
Okay, I am sleepy. Haven't slept from yesterday but for only 1-2 hours so I am losing my hyperness level. Will get back to you at night maybe.
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Okay, I am sleepy. Haven't slept from yesterday but for only 1-2 hours so I am losing my hyperness level. Will get back to you at night maybe.
0.oh sheeps turned back into being vegetarians huh? ::) :P
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0.oh sheeps turned back into being vegetarians huh? ::) :P
what sheep? what vegetarians?
I am leaving because you are boring, will spend my time in MSN maybe with better people :P :P
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I am leaving because you are boring, will spend my time in MSN maybe with better people :P :P
Yeah, sleeps of a flock suit together!!! ::) :P
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Yeah, sleeps of a flock suit together!!! ::) :P
??? ??? ???
I don't understand your language.
I think you are really a moron. :P
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??? ??? ???
I don't understand your language.
I think you are really a moron. :P
Morons calling others a moron is really a rare sight!!!! :P
Take a picture!! Take a picture!!!! ::) :P
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Okay. Were you studying ?
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No need to ask ;D U know the answer :P
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No need to ask ;D U know the answer :P
HA! THIS IS MY PROVE THAT YOU ARE A NERD. :P
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HA! THIS IS MY PROVE THAT YOU ARE A NERD. :P
I aint a nerd!!! ;)
I am the war LOrd!! :P
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Alright, have to go now....
See u tom ;D
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Some warlord... ::)
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Guys, don't use these pick up lines .. ever! :P
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Nice one Q80... LMFAO!