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Title: KNOWLEDGE PILLS
Post by: KendraRose on December 07, 2009, 08:57:58 am

A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature.

"What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.

Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter.

"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.

The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."

Title: Re: KNOWLEDGE PILLS
Post by: MaNi_DaDuDe on December 12, 2009, 07:59:21 pm

lol, so true!

I have always hated Maths.

I dropped it after my IGCSEs. :D

Title: Re: KNOWLEDGE PILLS
Post by: Zain-Xa on December 17, 2009, 02:55:31 pm

Hahahaha :P

im planning to drop it it's horrible :|

Title: Re: KNOWLEDGE PILLS
Post by: happy angel on January 27, 2010, 03:50:51 pm

ahahahahaha good one!! :D

Title: Re: KNOWLEDGE PILLS
Post by: astarmathsandphysics on January 27, 2010, 04:54:22 pm

Send me some

Title: Re: KNOWLEDGE PILLS
Post by: Ukhti-R on January 27, 2010, 05:26:24 pm

if only they really existed >.<