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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Funnies => Topic started by: iluvme on August 22, 2010, 10:16:47 am
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There's soo much one can learn from the TV...Who said No?!
- A person who has been shot always has time to speak a partial sentence before he dies... "The killer was.... it was.." *dies*
- ALL buildings have air vents big enough to crawl through.. For your convenience these are also clean, have concealed lightening and end in grills that you can open with a simple push!!
- Bad things almost always happen on dark and stormy nights..
- Emotional breakdowns cause people to wander in the heavy rain without umbrellas
- And contrary to what scientists say, the crack of lightening and the accompanying flas happen simultaneously.Wherever you are...
- Aliens speak English no matter which part of the galaxy they come from!
- If you are ever attacked by a gang of 20 people don't worry about being outnumbered. The baddies will hang back and take turns to approach you in ones and twos just so you can conveniently defeat them all.
- Nightwatchmen are nondescript guys employed to do just two things, Sleep at their desks and be the first one to be killed.Its in their job description.
- Bad guys who are completely covered up in black clothes always whip off their black masks to reveal that they are in fact *gasp* women.
- If anyone is chasing you down an alley, you will find that boxes have been conveniently placed near all the walls you need to jump over. You barely even need to stretch..
- You can hide without being detected in the foot well of the back seat of a car,even if you are a large adult and the space is only 30cm wide
- If you are tall and handsome with hair that flops over your forehead, you can run from any number of armed villains and every bullet will miss you.
- However, if you are a part of a group of nondescript people pursuing a handsome individual, a single bullet can kill you.No matter how far you are from the person who shot you.
- All cars are inflammable and have amazing shock absorbers that enable them to soar through the air and land without damage-except police cars. Those would crash and burn in any chase.
- Whenever someone switches on the TV, it shows a news flash about someone they know.They then switch it off immediately.
And also as my friend rightly pointed out that in every hindi teledrama-
- A girl is always bound to cry. And,
- Even though a family is poor and cannot afford chairs for the visitors to sit on, they have brightly tiled floors!.
So people, Happy TV watching!!! ;D
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Hahaha! :D
Gaawwd... those soap operas ::)
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HAHAHAHA soo true ..... + rep
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hahahaa... nice.. :P I love stuff like that.. :D +rep ;D
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whoopie...it increased by 3 :D ;D
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whoopie...it increased by 3 :D ;D
Lol, yeah thanks.
@GG thank you..Glad you enjoyed it!!
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@ iluvme : Np ... <3
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There's soo much one can learn from the TV...Who said No?!
- A person who has been shot always has time to speak a partial sentence before he dies... "The killer was.... it was.." *dies*
- ALL buildings have air vents big enough to crawl through.. For your convenience these are also clean, have concealed lightening and end in grills that you can open with a simple push!!
- Bad things almost always happen on dark and stormy nights..
- Emotional breakdowns cause people to wander in the heavy rain without umbrellas
- And contrary to what scientists say, the crack of lightening and the accompanying flas happen simultaneously.Wherever you are...
- Aliens speak English no matter which part of the galaxy they come from!
- If you are ever attacked by a gang of 20 people don't worry about being outnumbered. The baddies will hang back and take turns to approach you in ones and twos just so you can conveniently defeat them all.
- Nightwatchmen are nondescript guys employed to do just two things, Sleep at their desks and be the first one to be killed.Its in their job description.
- Bad guys who are completely covered up in black clothes always whip off their black masks to reveal that they are in fact *gasp* women.
- If anyone is chasing you down an alley, you will find that boxes have been conveniently placed near all the walls you need to jump over. You barely even need to stretch..
- You can hide without being detected in the foot well of the back seat of a car,even if you are a large adult and the space is only 30cm wide
- If you are tall and handsome with hair that flops over your forehead, you can run from any number of armed villains and every bullet will miss you.
- However, if you are a part of a group of nondescript people pursuing a handsome individual, a single bullet can kill you.No matter how far you are from the person who shot you.
- All cars are inflammable and have amazing shock absorbers that enable them to soar through the air and land without damage-except police cars. Those would crash and burn in any chase.
- Whenever someone switches on the TV, it shows a news flash about someone they know.They then switch it off immediately.
And also as my friend rightly pointed out that in every hindi teledrama-
- A girl is always bound to cry. And,
- Even though a family is poor and cannot afford chairs for the visitors to sit on, they have brightly tiled floors!.
So people, Happy TV watching!!! ;D
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:D
That was worth it. +rep ;)
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There's soo much one can learn from the TV...Who said No?!
- A person who has been shot always has time to speak a partial sentence before he dies... "The killer was.... it was.." *dies*
- ALL buildings have air vents big enough to crawl through.. For your convenience these are also clean, have concealed lightening and end in grills that you can open with a simple push!!
- Bad things almost always happen on dark and stormy nights..
- Emotional breakdowns cause people to wander in the heavy rain without umbrellas
- And contrary to what scientists say, the crack of lightening and the accompanying flas happen simultaneously.Wherever you are...
- Aliens speak English no matter which part of the galaxy they come from!
- If you are ever attacked by a gang of 20 people don't worry about being outnumbered. The baddies will hang back and take turns to approach you in ones and twos just so you can conveniently defeat them all.
- Nightwatchmen are nondescript guys employed to do just two things, Sleep at their desks and be the first one to be killed.Its in their job description.
- Bad guys who are completely covered up in black clothes always whip off their black masks to reveal that they are in fact *gasp* women.
- If anyone is chasing you down an alley, you will find that boxes have been conveniently placed near all the walls you need to jump over. You barely even need to stretch..
- You can hide without being detected in the foot well of the back seat of a car,even if you are a large adult and the space is only 30cm wide
- If you are tall and handsome with hair that flops over your forehead, you can run from any number of armed villains and every bullet will miss you.
- However, if you are a part of a group of nondescript people pursuing a handsome individual, a single bullet can kill you.No matter how far you are from the person who shot you.
- All cars are inflammable and have amazing shock absorbers that enable them to soar through the air and land without damage-except police cars. Those would crash and burn in any chase.
- Whenever someone switches on the TV, it shows a news flash about someone they know.They then switch it off immediately.
And also as my friend rightly pointed out that in every hindi teledrama-
- A girl is always bound to cry. And,
- Even though a family is poor and cannot afford chairs for the visitors to sit on, they have brightly tiled floors!.
So people, Happy TV watching!!! ;D
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ALL of them are so true! :D
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haha yes very TRUE ;D