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The water of the Earth's ocean stores lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean's water at Th= 283K and reject heat to the atmosphere at Tl=293K. he thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain...
ans- Because he slept with his boss's wife..
Q2) 1/n sinx=?
ans- 1/n sin x =
six=6
If any of you know any stupid answers please do post... only without copying it from somewhere .. :P :P
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1/cos C=Sexy (sec c)
secant C is called as sec c so a guy wrote Sexy!!!
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lol...but ive heard this somewhere... it is copied .. :P :P
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lol...but ive heard this somewhere... it is copied .. :P :P
Hey, I've heard yours too somewhere... :) :P :P
Isn't it copied? ;)
Jokes apart, i really did!
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I know it is ...thats y m askin original ans frm u.. :P :P ;)
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KK!!
NOW ORIGINAL!!
SARDAR ASKS HIS KID 2+2 = ?
HIS SON REPLIES 7
DAYS SAYS GO AND LEARN SOMETHIGN!!
NEXT DAY HE ASK THE SAME QUESTION THE SON REPLIES 5!!
SARDAR GIVES HIM CHOCOLATE AND SAYS GOOD BOY!!
HIS FRIEND ASKS HIM:ARRE YAAR ANS TO GALAT HAI!!
SARDAR REPLIES: IMPROVMENT TO HAI!!!
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:D :D :D
On the paper, you are told: Write your name and index number.
I wrote:
Your Name
10^no. :P :P :P :D
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The water of the Earth's ocean stores lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean's water at Th= 283K and reject heat to the atmosphere at Tl=293K. he thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain...
ans- Because he slept with his boss's wife..
Q2) 1/n sinx=?
ans- 1/n sin x =
six=6
If any of you know any stupid answers please do post... only without copying it from somewhere .. :P :P
even this one is copied :P
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even this one is copied :P
Hehehe... My vote! :D
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lol haha.... shrey and alpha... nd a@di ii knw its copied ..like stated it be4 ... dats y m asking original jokes frm u all .. :P :P
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:D :D :D
Then I'll tell you what I did during the exams... Those will be original :P :P :P :P
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sure go ahead.. :P :P
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:)
Lemme move ahead with exams first! lol
Good Luck all :)
Even if sometimes luck just slips by... ;)
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lol... so id better edit it n right.. copyin is allowed?? :P :P ;)
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I dont see why copying from other websites should not be allowed.
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i can see that it is copying!!!
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well I thought that smthn original will wrk better...but i guess ne will dod nw..this is just a funny n creative thread .. :P :P
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see mine!!
it is original!!!
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ya I know lol..d sradar 1 is really funny!! Ive got 1...some1 told this 2 me..so not original..but funny...
A sign post outside a college-
"Drive carefully!!! Dont kill the students, wait for the lecturers " lol...
and any funny ans of students will do to... i guess original is not necesarry any more.. :P :P
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actually i was in hurry so i had to say it is orriginally copied!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lolzzz :D :D
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lol haha... :P :P
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you can laugh just this much!!!
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Some mistakes done by students
27/7 = 2
root 2/2 = root
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good one!!
i guess this is new!!
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my maths sir tells he has seen some students doing such mistakes
i got many more, but no time to tell
i will tell one
there was a guy, he was just mad. As he was mad, he went and killed a police officer. now he calls 999 and tells them that ur 998 now
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999???
wats this???
By the way why no time???
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swine flu assignment
check out chit chat section after 5 mins
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dude!!
swine flu!!!
great assignment!!!
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then help me :D
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i did help you!!
but wexplain ur joke!!
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Some mistakes done by students
27/7 = 2
root 2/2 = root
lol nice 1
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my maths sir tells he has seen some students doing such mistakes
i got many more, but no time to tell
i will tell one
there was a guy, he was just mad. As he was mad, he went and killed a police officer. now he calls 999 and tells them that ur 998 now
Hey, you're Mauritian?
999 is the police's number here...lol
By the way, nice one... :D
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Hey, you're Mauritian?
999 is the police's number here...lol
By the way, nice one... :D
999 is the number here too :]
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mumbai mein it is 100!!
so i did not get the jke!!!
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kk
one mad guy
killed an police officer
called 100, and told that ur 99 now :P
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hahaha!!!
lol :D :D
good joke!!! :P :P
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its 112 in kuwait, can i also have the joke customised?
lol jk :P
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lol then it wld be
one mad guy
killed an police officer
called 112, and told that ur 111 now
lol right sgvaibhav???
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lol then it wld be
one mad guy
killed an police officer
called 112, and told that ur 111 now
lol right sgvaibhav???
lool u actually customized it just for me .. auuuh thanks :P
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lool u actually customized it just for me .. auuuh thanks :P
By the way the new version of that joke shud be!!
i ahve killed you now you are 1 minus from ur countries police no.!!! :P :P
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lol shrey thats so much better .. :P :P
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i know!!
cause someone else will come and say that in my cuontry the number is this so make it in my version!!!
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q: expand (a+b)n
a: (a+b)n
=( a + b )n
=( a + b )n
=( a + b )n
=( a + b )n
lame :P :P :P
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q: expand (a+b)n
a: (a+b)n
=( a + b )n
=( a + b )n
=( a + b )n
=( a + b )n
lame :P :P :P
This is outdated already... Something new....
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This is outdated already... Something new....
oh really? didnt know that
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oh really? didnt know that
Yes, read the previous posts.
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not original but wanted to share it wid ull
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nid that one was hilarious LOL
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not original but wanted to share it wid ull
:D :D :D Good one!! New one... :)
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lol nid .. loved that descriptive essay :P :P
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lol nid the descriptive writing is really funny... where did u get it from???
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lol nid the descriptive writing is really funny... where did u get it from???
I got an e-mail abt this
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toooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood!!
looooooooooll :D :D
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most of the british kids think that Hitler was germany's football coach... n they even thought that aushwits was an amusement park during world war 2.. lol no joke!!!
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haha!!
i think it will better be a joke!!
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that wasnt a joke shrey.... it came in the newspaper 2day.. :P :P
some more..these rnt original but really funny
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few more...
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lmfaoo
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these are common stuff we get in mails!!! :P
By the way a good ones though!!!
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lol i knw .. :P :P
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so when did i say that you did not know!! :P :P
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so u dint hv 2 repeat what ppl already knew :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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i did not repeaat i just sid wat had come to my mind!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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so even I TYPED what came into my mind :P :P :P :P
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hmm..!!
whatever was dere in your mind just came out as typing!! :P :P :P :P :P
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that wasnt a joke shrey.... it came in the newspaper 2day.. :P :P
some more..these rnt original but really funny
lol my sir told this, find X.
then he told that he gave his student full marks because he was convinced. The student told, that the sir should have asked to find the VALUE of X, to find the number.
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i gues ur sir's name in RUSBEH??
or something??
which skul do you study in??
i guess our previous sir was the same!!
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I open the exam paper.
The first question is
What were the main issues that caused the second world war.
My answer: Why do you ask me, you are the teacher.
Lol... my teacher read it and laughed... and lowered my 80% to a 70%
This was ages ago... still funny tho
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I open the exam paper.
The first question is
What were the main issues that caused the second world war.
My answer: Why do you ask me, you are the teacher.
Lol... my teacher read it and laughed... and lowered my 80% to a 70%
This was ages ago... still funny tho
you tried this??
By the way one last thign dont try these in ur exams!!
u will get an ungradede papers!! ::) ::)
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lol thats really funny Gaia.. but its hard to believe u actually tried it :P lol
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i liked my hostel life for my silly things!!
once i stuudied for the whole night for my imp test next day and slep while wriiting the paper!!!
i sleep i wrote root 196=4!!!
i also wrote some silly answeres from geography in math!!
i also drew diairams on graph papaer!!
my eacher gave me a C for that!!
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lol haha geography ans in maths and drawing on the graph paper.. thats funny :D :D lol
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ypu know i deserved a Z in that paper but my sir gave me marks as he thought my drawings were good!!! :o
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lol .. so it was smthn like this .. :P :P
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i hate ninja!!
i drew pokemon!!
was at that time in 6th i guess!!
i drew many things!!
cant remmeer at the momnet!!
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but uer situation was similar to that :P :P got a few more things.. really funny
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but uer situation was similar to that :P :P got a few more things.. really funny
Good Research!!! :D :D :D
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I dint research 4 it :P :P ..just saw a few :P :P
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Good eyesight then!!! :P :P :P
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lol :D
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i would call it a research only!!! :P :P
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very funny... u call it watever u want 2 :P :P dont care :P :P
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so when did i ask you to care :P :P
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:D
Analysis: You people need only to be given the tip of a sheep's wool, and you will keep on stretchinggggg it till INFINITY~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!! :D :D :D
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nt infity................... till it breaks!!! :P
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Hahahaha
Till YOU are here, even INVISIBLE, it will NOT break!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P
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it will...!!
you wan to see....
------------------------------------------------------------thakak!!!
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see not even streching!!
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Yea... You're right, I was just checking...
I thought it would be your last post, but nope! Still stretches................. even with dashes.... :P :D
By the way, am just joking... No offence pls. :)
And haha, yes, Sorry for the notifications! ;)
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lol ... no offence taken alpha :P :P ;) nd shrey basically infinity is like never breaking..its really similar.. as infinity is countless :P :P AND CAN CARRY ON :P :P wont infinity^infinity b better :P :P
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it still breaks!!!
see:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------thakak!!!
now it was into croroes of peices!!
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Croroes...? Peices..?
It still didn't break. :P :P :P
Nits, we should have bet it with someone.... Surely, we'd have won CRORES! :D :D :D
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lol haha good idea.. but thats not what he meant.. lol he meant that the sheep wool will break eventually into crores of pieces... lol but I wish he meant what u said.. then mayb we cld have bet :P :D ;)
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Lol the "what is tracy doing wrong" joke made me made me laugh like hell xD.
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lol haha good idea.. but thats not what he meant.. lol he meant that the sheep wool will break eventually into crores of pieces... lol but I wish he meant what u said.. then mayb we cld have bet :P :D ;)
Hehehe.... I know what he meant! I can read English in pieces too! :)
It's just that I found some way of incorporating the correct spelling of "crores" for him... ;)
Hehe, and now... Correct spelling of "peices"... Look up :D
Hey.... Shrey... The speed of light is the same as the speed of darkness!
Darkness is the ABSENCE of light...
Light goes at the same speed which it had come. :)
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lol haha alpha.. I get u now... my bad :P
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No problem... :)
I'm here to solve, not create problems... :):D!
Sometimes, just gets created by itself...lol
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lol haha... :D
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chalo chalo!!
stop it now!!
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kyu?? :P :P
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tp ke liye!!
talk abt it in chatroom!1
dont spoil the threads!!
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hmmm this is humour ka thread.. so cant ppl post anything here.. ur d 1 who started it :P :P but if no1's posting jokes and stuff its better to talk :P :P
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we can post ne jokes!!
nd humiliation arent jokes!! :P >:( :P ;) :D
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humiliation??? wen did that happen???
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............!!!
dont know!! :P
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hw dumb!! and its up to you all to post jokes :P :P ive already posted so many :P :P
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so did i!!
i have treid to post many!
but havealways got critisised saying they are reapeted or for my spelllings!!!
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so thats thew humiliation u were tokin about.. that was just a joke.. She dint mean it .. she said no offense
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so did i!!
i have treid to post many!
but havealways got critisised saying they are reapeted or for my spelllings!!!
Hey............. :(
Really, I didn't mean it..........
You're taking me wrong........
If I corrected, it was only for your own good.............
My apologies if you minded it...
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naa..!!
ask my friends!!
i dont mind people teasing me!!
cause i know wat i am!! ;)
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so did i!!
i have treid to post many!
but havealways got critisised saying they are reapeted or for my spelllings!!!
so what was this all about?? :P :P
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that is criisism!!
not humilition!!!
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but u minded..thats d same thing :P :P
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i did not mind it!!
i was just telling people here do it!! ;)
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uuufff ur really confusing u knw :P :P
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kk!!
lets stop this usless discussion!!
let people post in there jokes!!
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only if they can cm up with smthn :P :P
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i guess they have many>..!!!
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nd they r tooooo lazzyyyy to type it out right :P :P
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i did not mind it!!
i was just telling people here do it!! ;)
At LAST, no spelling mistake..... Congrats, you did it! :) ;)
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lets wait!!! and watch!!!
bye then !!
have to leave!!
ahving chem paper tmr!! :-\
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LOOL u guyz go study :P
Best of luck for ur exaamms :D
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By the way... Thank you Nits :) For the justification, I appreciate it. :)
Good Luck Shrey!
I have only Add Maths paper left and Oral English, after that, freeeee...... ;D Well, partly. lol
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welcome!!
today chem was great!!
having add. math tmr and physics p1!!
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netime Alpha :) :) .. ya chem was really godo 4 me 2.. :) :) and Thanks Zainy :) :) phy and chem p1 left..thats all :)
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ohh so much less you have!!
some of my feins have even finished their exams yesterday!!
i still have 3 to go!! :(
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Oh I have Add Maths too tomorrow... paper 2... O-Level...
All: Good Luck for the rest! Better, do well.... ;)
*Thanks Nits :)
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welcm Alpha :) ... Thanks and best of luck to you for ur maths paper 2 .. :) :)
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Anytime Nits94
hope u all r doing well :D
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yippiie
have just one left
monday 45 min paper
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Dude im done im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) :D
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luck you.......
i have chem ot go :(
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ive got chem mcq 2 then m freee :) :)
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see veryone is appearing for that except a few!