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The male:female ratio of this forum is 1.4:1. Signifying that there are 140 males for 100 females which indicates a lot more males than females.
Yet everybody will agree with me, more than 70% of all posts in this forum are made by females! Males post much less!
Possible reasons for this:
1. Girls talk too much.
2. Girls are not interested in their studies.
3. Girls sit in computer all day.
4. Girls will do bad in their exams.
5. Girls like to waste time.
6. Girls dont look after their siblings at all. Being online is everything.
7. Girls have too much freedom. Its 21st century after all!
8. Girls sit all day home in front of the computer. Never go out or talk with their families.
9. Their social life is now e-social. Less personal interaction.
10. They are more prone to stalkers. E-romance is yet to come.
For guys:
1. They talk in a more discreet way than girls.
2. They pay attention to their studies.
3. They are here for better things like subject help and past papers.
4. They are smarter.
5. They are going to do better results.
6. They value personal interaction.
7. They are better than girls.
8. They manage their time more effectively.
9. They spend more time studying.
10. They know girls are silly.
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HEY HEY HEY !!! Girls rock this world !! And they actually outperform boys at IGCSEs !!
PS: Im a guy.
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and the Cambridge people :
Sexist to females >:(
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As we can see, girls are spending too much time online posting stuffs (much more than guys). It leads to less outings and less physical exercise. Obesity could be a problem in the long run. Bad news for us guys! ;D
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Good news is that, the odds of getting trapped forever with some girl from this forum is very low ;D Thnk God
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I'm a proud girl :)
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See, shes obese, shes a forum addict, she had questionable social skills :P :P and shes still proud ::)
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Eat you popcorn
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Now to conclude this meeting Mr. Executive, I would like to thank you for the hard work you put in this analysis and I can not agree more.
In conclusion, the board and myself have agreed on banning all females from using the 21st century technology, including Computers, Mobiles, Cars and TVs. Any female caught using the listed 'facilities' will be fined an amount of $1,000,000 only.
I think we've covered everything on the list. If anyone has any questions about anything we discussed today, feel free to send me an e-mail. See you next month.
*1 year later*
"Women are now considered housewives, caring for their husbands and children, reports show that school grades have highly increased this past year due to mothers concentrating on their childrens' education more often now. Reports also showed that road accidents have decreased tremendously over the past 6 months, and less cats were being hit on the road!" The male TV reporter smiled at the camera and ended the news segment. "I'd really like to meet the man who made this happen, I swear can not thank him enough!!" he cried out.
Mr. Executive lay down on his hammock opposite the ocean, in his beach house on the Maldives Islands. He managed to raise $10,000,000,000 from his analysis, most of the money were grants given from major countries' Kings and rulers, President Barack Obama was the first to grant him a million dollars just after he left the meeting room.
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(C) Q80BOY film productions :P
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I support the idea of any fines being paid into my personal bank account
Abbey National
45 Eltham High Street London
Se9 4HY
Sort Code 308434
Account number 85869786
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That wouldn't be your real bank account number by any chance ?? HEHEHHE!!
LOL ! :P :P
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HAVE YOU NOTICED ONE THING?!
NO girl posted in this topic, except one, nid. This proves that MY ANALYSIS IS CORRECT! Girls have accepted defeat! They are afraid to reply because they have nothing to say against my analysis! :D :P
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Most of it is lame :P
@saif-assumptions! ::)
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Lah, whatever you say!
Its 10 vs 1. Where are the other girls? Aren't they 'proud' of being girls? :P :P
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aren't u proud of being a hyper active talkative monkey ??? JOKE
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Lah, whatever you say!
Its 10 vs 1. Where are the other girls? Aren't they 'proud' of being girls? :P :P
When they have time for ur thread, they will reply :P
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@Ari:
Tell the truth. Are you a male or a female pretending to be a male? :P
JOKE.
@Nid:
Hmmm... That is one of the distinct characteristics of all girls. They are so expert at arguing! :P
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man surely u must have been bored to death for having make such a stupid thread! anyway i need to say no more as all ur posts prove to wat extent u are 'social' n 'active'! :P
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man why are you so weird?
what proves that men are better than women? huh?
is it the grades that girls get ( which are better than those of boys) , or is it that girls are more social than boys even though they get these high grades? ???
are you just bitter for "something "a girl has done to you or what?
girls will not argue what you are saying because we dont have time to waste...
please post sumtin' useful
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The male:female ratio of this forum is 1.4:1. Signifying that there are 140 males for 100 females which indicates a lot more males than females.
Yet everybody will agree with me, more than 70% of all posts in this forum are made by females! Males post much less!
Possible reasons for this:
1. Girls talk too much.
2. Girls are not interested in their studies.
3. Girls sit in computer all day.
4. Girls will do bad in their exams.
5. Girls like to waste time.
6. Girls dont look after their siblings at all. Being online is everything.
7. Girls have too much freedom. Its 21st century after all!
8. Girls sit all day home in front of the computer. Never go out or talk with their families.
9. Their social life is now e-social. Less personal interaction.
10. They are more prone to stalkers. E-romance is yet to come.
For guys:
1. They talk in a more discreet way than girls.
2. They pay attention to their studies.
3. They are here for better things like subject help and past papers.
4. They are smarter.
5. They are going to do better results.
6. They value personal interaction.
7. They are better than girls.
8. They manage their time more effectively.
9. They spend more time studying.
10. They know girls are silly.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You actually crack me uppp !
BUT- and yes, a BIG BUT- the whole desciption of girls is total false! :D
Sorry to break your heart :P :D
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hahahahaha! Now where did the girls go?!
Actually, girls post a lot in educational forums. We like helping and getting help, while guys just hang out with other dudes and do useless crazy things. See the difference?
99% of hackers are guys. Ever heard of a hacker girl?! :P
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HAVE YOU NOTICED ONE THING?!
NO girl posted in this topic, except one, nid. This proves that MY ANALYSIS IS CORRECT! Girls have accepted defeat! They are afraid to reply because they have nothing to say against my analysis! :D :P
errrh no. No girl posted here, because NO girl was wasting their time on the internet, rather they were studying/looking after their siblings/helping their parents/doing their homework/socialising in a positive way! hahaha!
and have you noticed that all the boys posted on here ?
funny- I thought boys are "too busy" doing things more "beneficial".
I guess we've just proved you wrong ! xD :P
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No. Of posts in this page = 7
No of posts by girls = 6 (excluding this one)
% of posts by girls = 85.7%!!! (More than 70%)
PROOF that my analysis is correct!
Anyway, its just a JOKE!!!
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You didn't count the first page, I assume 14-13 posts by guys and this page also some posts by guys. :P Count correctly stylish. :P
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25 posts till now, out of them 15 posts by guys. This gives us the percentage of 15/25*100 = 60 %
:P
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hahahahaha! Now where did the girls go?!
Actually, girls post a lot in educational forums. We like helping and getting help, while guys just hang out with other dudes and do useless crazy things. See the difference?
99% of hackers are guys. Ever heard of a hacker girl?! :P
in uae, many hackers in cs are girls lmao...
they speak at times also using mic, so we can hear them......
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Oh stylish seems my stinging barb had the desired effect. As it happens I am a boy.
But I love girls.... I dont know why ??
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The male:female ratio of this forum is 1.4:1. Signifying that there are 140 males for 100 females which indicates a lot more males than females.
Yet everybody will agree with me, more than 70% of all posts in this forum are made by females! Males post much less!
Possible reasons for this:
1. Girls talk too much.
2. Girls are not interested in their studies.
3. Girls sit in computer all day.
4. Girls will do bad in their exams.
5. Girls like to waste time.
6. Girls dont look after their siblings at all. Being online is everything.
7. Girls have too much freedom. Its 21st century after all!
8. Girls sit all day home in front of the computer. Never go out or talk with their families.
9. Their social life is now e-social. Less personal interaction.
10. They are more prone to stalkers. E-romance is yet to come.
For guys:
1. They talk in a more discreet way than girls.
2. They pay attention to their studies.
3. They are here for better things like subject help and past papers.
4. They are smarter.
5. They are going to do better results.
6. They value personal interaction.
7. They are better than girls.
8. They manage their time more effectively.
9. They spend more time studying.
10. They know girls are silly.
Someone here, I don’t remember who, had an interesting signature which went like this:
It’s so much better to shut your mouth and give the impression that you’re a fool, than to open it and clear all doubts! :D :D ;) ;) ;)
Why are boys so 'silent'... ::) :P
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Thats why I dont like boys....
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Well if u did and confessed in the forum, I wuld have called u a Fa**ot :P
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well
hmm
gotta say sth
hmm
i am bored
no thats not it
yes
abt girls
well
they're loads of them
loads of types too
are they dumber
no not relly
smarter??
no not really
infact the reason y girls outperform guys is bcuz they spend more tiem at home
like, think abt it
u do ur hair
read magazines
watch a love movie
watch another love movie
text.....
at home
now cum to think of it, u cann get bored of this routine and start studying
nah
too much work for a guy....
well either way
i like girls
well the nice ones
not the mean one, the ones with really mean attitutes
there was one, that i was rlly scared abt
she was more of a guy than a girl
once she punched a guy, and boy, he left skool
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Long story, short account. :P
If you knew how much girls work... :P You'd pity us. ::)
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Oh stylish seems my stinging barb had the desired effect. As it happens I am a boy.
But I love girls.... I dont know why ??
You're a shemale....?
JOKE
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i know how much they work
its just that guys work much less, and comapratively do betr.
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LOL, Ari likes girls. He is a good boy.
Come on you guys..just admit it..no man can live without a woman. :D :P
loooool @ TD story. haha.
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Yes I admit. But that does not mean that we let go of evrything they do wrong :P
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I like girls too.
OK. I will come up with a 'Summary Report' when I get the time! ;D
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gurls are gud managers ov tme so dey fnd tme 4 evri thng includin pstng 8) 8) 8)
guys neva able 2 manage tme so mssd up wid evri thng n don't fnd tme 2 pst here :D
i did da Summary report 8) :P
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SUMMARY REPORT
It is a trick. Yes, this whole topic is a trick and a planned strategy to get to know how girls are in real. The topic was deliberately created. The criticisms of girls in the first page were mere absurd ones, just as a part of the strategy.
So, we received many responses from girls. These responses are summarized below:
Some girls are intelligent, wise and logical in their thinking and arguement as we found in these posts:
Someone here, I don’t remember who, had an interesting signature which went like this:
It’s so much better to shut your mouth and give the impression that you’re a fool, than to open it and clear all doubts! :D :D ;) ;) ;)
Why are boys so 'silent'... ::) :P
errrh no. No girl posted here, because NO girl was wasting their time on the internet, rather they were studying/looking after their siblings/helping their parents/doing their homework/socialising in a positive way! hahaha!
and have you noticed that all the boys posted on here ?
funny- I thought boys are "too busy" doing things more "beneficial".
I guess we've just proved you wrong ! xD :P
25 posts till now, out of them 15 posts by guys. This gives us the percentage of 15/25*100 = 60 %
:P
Some are self-confident!
I'm a proud girl :)
Most of it is lame :P
@saif-assumptions! ::)
When they have time for ur thread, they will reply :P
Some are unable to demonstrate their argument with logic....
man surely u must have been bored to death for having make such a stupid thread! anyway i need to say no more as all ur posts prove to wat extent u are 'social' n 'active'! :P
gurls are gud managers ov tme so dey fnd tme 4 evri thng includin pstng 8) 8) 8)
guys neva able 2 manage tme so mssd up wid evri thng n don't fnd tme 2 pst here :D
i did da Summary report 8) :P
Some are bitter... with no logic and a very aggressive and attacking type mentality.......
man why are you so weird?
what proves that men are better than women? huh?
is it the grades that girls get ( which are better than those of boys) , or is it that girls are more social than boys even though they get these high grades? ???
are you just bitter for "something "a girl has done to you or what?
girls will not argue what you are saying because we dont have time to waste...
please post sumtin' useful
WIDE Variations....
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
Ari! You started it... I'm ending it!
JOKE!!!
However, the most striking finding of this research is the existence of a new gender, the shemale gender... Read the follow up posts one by one...
HEY HEY HEY !!! Girls rock this world !! And they actually outperform boys at IGCSEs !!
PS: Im a guy.
aren't u proud of being a hyper active talkative monkey ??? JOKE
@Ari:
Tell the truth. Are you a male or a female pretending to be a male? :P
JOKE.
Oh stylish seems my stinging barb had the desired effect. As it happens I am a boy.
But I love girls.... I dont know why ??
Thats why I dont like boys....
You're a shemale....?
JOKE
As you can see... the reluctance of Ari in replying to this post implies that heshe* is a shemale. Heshe* was once a guy, but has turned into a shemale, probably due the excessiveness of female company.
* = 'heshe' is a word used to point/call a shemale.
Cheers!
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Stylish Executive- I find you to be ever so entertaining.
You and Alpha are one of the most logical, serious, entertaining, witty, intelligent, and I guess just amazing people. :)
You think carefully about things. Talk much, but observe more.
Good on you kid! ;)
and thank you both and everyone else for making this forum a special place :)
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*Applause* ::) :P
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Stylish Executive- I find you to be ever so entertaining.
You and Alpha are one of the most logical, serious, entertaining, witty, intelligent, and I guess just amazing people. :)
You think carefully about things. Talk much, but observe more.
Good on you kid! ;)
and thank you both and everyone else for making this forum a special place :)
Awwww... Thank you! :) ;)
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Stylish Executive- I find you to be ever so entertaining.
You and Alpha are one of the most logical, serious, entertaining, witty, intelligent, and I guess just amazing people. :)
You think carefully about things. Talk much, but observe more.
Good on you kid! ;)
and thank you both and everyone else for making this forum a special place :)
Thank you. :)
So sweet of you! :-*
And there's another girl as well, I'm sure you must be knowing her. She's the only one here, if I'm not wrong, who has a brand as nickname. ;) ;) ;)
Humble, kind, and generous.
She's so simple, and so simply adorable. :)
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Thank you. :)
So sweet of you! :-*
And there's another girl as well, I'm sure you must be knowing her. She's the only one here, if I'm not wrong, who has a brand as nickname. ;) ;) ;)
Humble, kind, and generous.
She's so simple, and so simply adorable. :)
haha. That actually took time for me to figure out who. and I was going through all the names I could remember loooool.
aww. Thank you my love. :) <3
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*Applause* ::) :P
I just visualised... your appearance while clapping, rolling your eyes and sticking out your tongue..... all 3 at the same time.
And it made me ROTFL!!!
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haha self-confident...I like that :P
Nice summary
Poor Ari :P
Ari, we want a comeback!!! :D :P Jk Jk
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Ah, it seems my honour has been damaged by the hapless monkey jumping up and down in his cage.
Ohhhh !!!! Isnt that cute... the big eared monkey managed to type a 'report' on the computer, too bad I cant understand monkeylian. Those combinations of random words and letters do look cute though.
Dont get to hyper Stylish... I know how much u like shemales... especially with those naughty messages you've been sending me *Grrrrrrr*
For all the ladies in the house, I am an active pro-feminist and strongly support women in all endeavours.
Clearing all doubts : I AM NOT A SHEMALE !!!
Translation for Mr Monkey: Ooooaagg, oooha ahh, oooooo shemalo.
Oh look !! *points* The monkey wants a treat... have a big yellow bannana. *Monkey peels bannana, eats a piece, starts choking and falls to floor with foam coming out of his mouth*
WOOPS !!! was that the one with the Hydrogen Cyanide ?? My bad !!!
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lol Ari... :D :D
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Ari, haha! Looks like MY stinging barb had the desired effect!
Haha, anyway Ari, you shouldn't be taking such matters by heart. Research shows that shemales do get excessively emotional when they learn they are an unwelcome exception among the whole human race. But just learn to control it. It will do you good. :)
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Ok guys...that should be enough....before it kinda gets outta our hands
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Translation for Mr Monkey: Ooooaagg, oooha ahh, oooooo shemalo.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.!
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Touche Stylish. Peace for now ?
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Sure! :)
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Err.. I am late to reply/chat here :-[
Is it over? :-X
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Unless u speak monkeyllian u cant post here ;) Just JOKing STYLISH !!! ;D
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Err.. you were replying to me or Stylish Executive? :P
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Inside joke. U can post here if u only speak monkeyllian - its a language that stylish and me understand.
''Me english poor is.'' ;)
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Err.. I am late to reply/chat here :-[
Is it over? :-X
No, its not! Feel free to post anything. :)
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Touche Stylish. Peace for now ?
Sure! :)
Unless u speak monkeyllian u cant post here ;) Just JOKing STYLISH !!! ;D
Did somebody say 'peace for now'? ::)
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Hmm.. Nice thread for chat :P
I'm proud to be girl!
Let me include some points of mine which increase my pride.. LMAO!
Its great to be a girl! :D
- we can use tear as threats :P
Most guys wont hit us ;)
we can always find someone to pay for our dinner! :D
we are tempting! :)
we are the subject of almost all the love songs! :)
we dont always mean what we say :P
we dont always say what we mean ;)
No matter how mean we are, we can always get someone to fall in love with us :D
our hand writing is always better! :D
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lol...i guess u really are a proud girl...
but don't underestimate boys too...sometimes they are very mean too... ;)
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Mention your points then ;)
well on a serious note
You can see her "innocence" in a form of a daughter! :)
her "warmth" in form of a friend
Her "passion" in the form of beloved!
Her dedication in form of a wife! :D
and
Her "divinity" in the form of mother! :)
These points are so far natural and true! :D
whats Say Gals??? :D
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I like girls. Especially dominating and kinky ones. They're fun, I must say. :P
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Finally, you are on the point! :D
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fun toys. :P
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Translation for Mr Monkey: Ooooaagg, oooha ahh, oooooo shemalo.
Okay..this made me laugh like hell..! Everyone started staring at me! hahahahaha! :P
lol..anyways hope u guys r just joking and nothing is going serious about this :D :P
@ASH...way to go girl..all what u said is true and beautiful...Proud to be a girl :D :P
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Thanks :)
M proud to be a girl too! :)
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1. I admit we talk a lot but NOT TOO much ;)
2.Ya Ya Right =P ....Seriously Almost all the girls I met are SO Into their studies ::)
3. Not True , we text , we eat/drink ,we study , we chat on the phone / we flirt =P , Hmm so basically the net is just a part of it ALL =P
4. I don't think so , Except for those who worry WAY TOO MUCH =.=
5. Is NOT the case for All .
6. Ya Right ...We are ALWAYS on our parents mind *GG , look after your bro I'm going to ...etc *
7. Not True for Some .
8. that made me ROFL =D
9. For a very Small Number , MOST of Us have a bunch of friends in real life already *the whole BFF thing ;) *
10. Is a VERY Rare Case .
=D
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The ratio now stands at 1.2:1. Females have drastically increased since then. :o
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Stylish you're the man,i was so depressed now but as i read this im laughing my @$$ off,i cant believe such a hilarious topic was here xD