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Sardarji is back with his jokes (indian jokes)
Master_Key:
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof___ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: it is simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told her I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow !!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: B'because it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going to Bombay .. While it is landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
Sardar: Miss, Did u call to my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
iluvme:
--- Quote from: master_key on August 01, 2010, 03:33:17 pm ---
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
--- End quote ---
K, I really don't get this! But the others are simply awesome!
And what is a Sardar?
nid404:
haha LOL :P
@iluvme- current=electricity
iluvme:
--- Quote from: ~Ahana~ on August 01, 2010, 03:39:28 pm ---@iluvme- current=electricity
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Ohh k thanks
Master_Key:
--- Quote from: iluvme on August 01, 2010, 03:38:04 pm ---K, I really don't get this! But the others are simply awesome!
And what is a Sardar?
--- End quote ---
sardar is a person who has a repuation of a person without mind, he wears turban, harbhajan singh is a sardar.!!!!!
ssardar understood that current bill = electricity bill
he was asking 4 his mobile's bill
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