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best joke ever!!!!!
« on: May 15, 2010, 06:38:18 am »
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

ha haaa haaaaaa!!!lmfao!!! ;D
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 06:48:31 am »
lol! ouch :P not the funniest but i prefer the the perv one !
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 01:41:46 am »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 15, 2010, 06:38:18 am
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

ha haaa haaaaaa!!!lmfao!!! ;D

hahahahahahahaha...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....that made me laugh!  :P hahahaha
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2010, 05:44:07 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 15, 2010, 06:38:18 am
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

ha haaa haaaaaa!!!lmfao!!! ;D

MAN!! ur like the joke master!!!!lmaooooo :D :D
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2010, 05:53:34 pm »
thank u dodi23 ;D
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2010, 09:30:16 pm »
ok that's a gd 1 .. LOVED IT
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 03:08:35 am »
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"

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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 01:24:57 pm »
good1......monkey haha
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 03:35:04 pm »
nice one
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 04:19:15 pm »
hahahaha..  :D :D
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 04:41:31 pm »
Quote from: Gaz on June 01, 2010, 03:08:35 am
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"



NICEEEEEEEEE!!!! nice sense of humour  ;D  :D
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 04:47:11 pm »
Quote from: Gaz on June 01, 2010, 03:08:35 am
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"



looooooooooooool
that was hilarious ;D ;D
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Re: best joke ever!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2010, 02:29:35 pm »
Quote from: Gaz on June 01, 2010, 03:08:35 am
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"



That one's good.  :D
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