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maybeitwastheneighbors:
” Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper .”
“If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.”
“Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”
“An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.”
“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do?Turn out the lights! ”
“I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.”
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.”
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. “
hope u enjoy these as well!
nid404:
Haha! :D
--- Quote ---“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
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My fav ;)
$tyli$h Executive:
Haha, nice ones! +rep!
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
Arbitrary thoughts. :P :P :P :P
maybeitwastheneighbors:
THANK YOU! IM REALLY GLAD THAT U GUYS LIKED IT!!
plus, x10000 thank yous for u stylish!!
$tyli$h Executive:
--- Quote from: maybeitwastheneighbors on July 10, 2010, 12:27:57 pm ---THANK YOU! IM REALLY GLAD THAT U GUYS LIKED IT!!
plus, x10000 thank yous for u stylish!!
--- End quote ---
You're most welcome! :D
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