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10 stupid questions
maybeitwastheneighbors:
i don't blame them...especially if the teacher in charge of the class has squinty eyes... WHO WOULDNT GET SKITTISH??
Saladin:
U rock, this just made me laugh so loud!
DrEvil:
LOL... Nice ones. :D :D
elemis:
--- Quote from: ~VIN1094~ on July 01, 2010, 06:47:14 pm ---haha I know.
OK, this might be common, people(students) already step into the class and ask "may I come in?"..
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NO !!! GO DIE SOMEWHERE ELSE !!!! :P
muzxx:
--- Quote from: maybeitwastheneighbors on June 29, 2010, 01:40:35 pm ---10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
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there's no doubt about it dat i wil use the one on haircut!! when i cut ma hair short (yearly), they look at me as if am a ghost n ask "hav u cut yr hair??" XD
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