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Offline Master_Key

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1110 on: November 09, 2010, 12:45:24 pm »
Before u judge a person,

walk a mile inhis shoes.

After that,......

After that who cares?

He is a mile away &

the shoes are urs!

RUN away!!:-D:)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1111 on: November 11, 2010, 01:26:48 pm »
ooh long time since i posted here
anyways heres a joke i love
 once a rich man and a poor man are having a conversation
rich man-i have a successful son a house, cars, money,business. what do u have?
poor man-i only have a daughter who is going to marry your son!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

not that funny?i know ;D ;D
but its funny enough for me
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1112 on: November 11, 2010, 01:31:43 pm »
another one
this one was made by my best friend
so it belongs to her i make no claim to own it

once the only supporter of a family is having an operation
in which his chances of survival are very less
his family is all worried and waiting in the waiting room(where else would they wait ::))
anyways so the doctor comes out of the operation theater
the whole family rushes towards him
doctor-i have good news and bad news which one do u want to hear first?
family-good news
doctor-your son is alive and well he will recover in a few days
family-*breathes a sigh of relief* so whats the bad news?
doctor-i was only joking your son is dead ;D ;D ;D
hahahah insensitive i know but damn funny :D :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1113 on: November 11, 2010, 08:26:06 pm »
lol funny for the first 5 seconds  ;D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1114 on: November 11, 2010, 08:39:29 pm »
Quote from: Heart Hacker on November 11, 2010, 08:26:06 pm
lol funny for the first 5 seconds  ;D

should i take that as a compliment or an insult? ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1115 on: November 12, 2010, 01:19:30 pm »
That wasn't funny actually. Here's a better one.

A guy goes to the doctor for a third opinion, as no-one seems to know what the matter is with him. the doctor does tests on him and calls him back the next day.

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
"Uhm, the good news I guess," answers the patient.
"We're going to name it after you"
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1116 on: November 12, 2010, 01:35:48 pm »
Quote from: minicooper on November 12, 2010, 01:19:30 pm
That wasn't funny actually. Here's a better one.

A guy goes to the doctor for a third opinion, as no-one seems to know what the matter is with him. the doctor does tests on him and calls him back the next day.

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
"Uhm, the good news I guess," answers the patient.
"We're going to name it after you"

Write those Jokes, which are understandable to others. :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1117 on: November 12, 2010, 05:03:31 pm »
neither  i got  it......
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1118 on: November 12, 2010, 08:51:12 pm »
Quote from: Kim on November 11, 2010, 08:39:29 pm
should i take that as a compliment or an insult? ::) ::) ::)

neither  ;)

i jsut said what happened to me  :P felt sad after the first 5 secs  ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1119 on: November 14, 2010, 01:51:01 pm »
Quote from: Ancestor on November 12, 2010, 01:35:48 pm
Write those Jokes, which are understandable to others. :D
Well Mr.Ancestor
its pretty understandable ... ::)
LOL!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1120 on: November 14, 2010, 02:03:47 pm »
Quote from: minicooper on November 12, 2010, 01:19:30 pm
That wasn't funny actually. Here's a better one.

A guy goes to the doctor for a third opinion, as no-one seems to know what the matter is with him. the doctor does tests on him and calls him back the next day.

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
"Uhm, the good news I guess," answers the patient.
"We're going to name it after you"

On the contrary, it's a very good one. :D

"We're going to name it after you" > Unknown, just-discovered disease.  ::)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1121 on: November 15, 2010, 07:35:19 pm »
heheh.... i thought he got a baby.... :-[ :-[
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1122 on: November 16, 2010, 04:01:41 am »
Quote from: SauD73 on November 15, 2010, 07:35:19 pm
heheh.... i thought he got a baby.... :-[ :-[

 :D  :D  :D

Kya yaar. :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1123 on: November 16, 2010, 05:03:21 am »
kya   yaar...... ???
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1124 on: November 16, 2010, 01:18:40 pm »
 In Memry Of All Thoz Who Luv Their Teachrz!
A Guy Calls His Teachr Bt Gets The Teachr's Wife Instead
Speakng Sadly She Said He Died Last Week
The Nxt Day Boy Cals Again N Asks 4 Teachr
His Wife Replies "I Told U He Died Last Week"
Nxt Day Again The Boy Calls N Asks 4 The Teachr By Ths Tymewife Gets Upset
N Shouts "I'V ALREDY TOLD U THAT MY HUSBND UR TEACHR DIED LAST WEEK!
Y DO U KEEP CALLING? Boy Replies "I LOVE TO HEAR IT AGAIN AND AGAIN" ;-)
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