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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #705 on: August 10, 2010, 01:57:15 pm »
"MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr.

Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #706 on: August 10, 2010, 01:58:49 pm »
Boy-Nice Dress
Girl-Thanks.
B-Nice Lipstick G-Thanks.
B-MakeUp bhi Kafi achha kiya He
G-Thank u 'BHAIYA'
...B-KAMAAL HE! Fir b achhi nahi lag rahi ho
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #707 on: August 10, 2010, 02:00:20 pm »
Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?
...
A. Dilawar

B. Changez

C. Feroz

D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar

C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.

75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”

Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #708 on: August 10, 2010, 02:01:30 pm »
a joke which is only 4 who understands and does not speak on this.(*last line)

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
...Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa
tumse kya chahte hai?
Student:
pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #709 on: August 10, 2010, 02:04:25 pm »
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
...Son:Sorry Bhai Saab.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #710 on: August 10, 2010, 02:05:01 pm »
Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
...if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #711 on: August 10, 2010, 02:06:03 pm »
?1 day I read bunking class is bad,I left bunking.
1 day I read love is bad,I left loving.
1 day I read friendship is bad, I left reading...
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #712 on: August 10, 2010, 02:22:22 pm »
lol @ all  :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #713 on: August 11, 2010, 02:03:55 pm »
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #714 on: August 11, 2010, 02:18:00 pm »
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow !!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #715 on: August 11, 2010, 02:22:27 pm »
frn1-aaj kuch KHATARNAAK karne ki ichcha ho rahi he....

frn2-chal fir...thori si padhai kar lete he..!!!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #716 on: August 11, 2010, 02:22:50 pm »
A Fool can ask more questionsthan a wise man can answer…!!So,
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There is no wonder that we are speechlessduring the viva in practicals..!!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #717 on: August 11, 2010, 02:25:54 pm »
Girl asks santa "Will you marry me?"

Santa says "No. In our family we only marry relatives - mom married dad, bhaiya married bhabi, taya married tayi...!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #718 on: August 12, 2010, 02:37:00 pm »
Quote from: master_key on August 10, 2010, 02:00:20 pm
Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?
...
A. Dilawar

B. Changez

C. Feroz

D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar

C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.

75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”

Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

LOL XD

+Rep ;D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #719 on: August 13, 2010, 12:49:56 am »
Father to son on 12th August :P : Let me see your Report Card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. ::) :P
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