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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #390 on: June 26, 2010, 05:06:36 pm »
If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #391 on: June 26, 2010, 05:16:25 pm »
lol don't fight over me guys :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #392 on: June 26, 2010, 05:19:30 pm »
lol don't fight over me guys :D

ur back  :o :o :o :o  ....where have u been mate? ....... *egy right  ::) *

lol  :P :P :P  8)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #393 on: June 26, 2010, 05:20:29 pm »
lol don't fight over me guys :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #394 on: June 26, 2010, 05:23:30 pm »
Weirdo ::)

Yo kid!! Your team lost :P.... So are you trying to pour your frustration on someone else? :P :P
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« Reply #395 on: June 26, 2010, 05:25:44 pm »
ur back  :o :o :o :o  ....where have u been mate? ....... *egy right  ::) *

lol  :P :P :P  8)

lol no m going in like 5 days :P
I m not really away its just that there is less things to do here, u know what i mean ;)
So m always playing games, going out, or surfing the internet :P
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« Reply #396 on: June 26, 2010, 05:28:27 pm »
lol no m going in like 5 days :P
I m not really away its just that there is less things to do here, u know what i mean ;)
So m always playing games, going out, or surfing the internet :P

ohh ya k ...lol :D ..well have fun there then :)
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« Reply #397 on: June 26, 2010, 05:40:20 pm »
Its a really funny fact xD  ;D ;D

Bill Gates house was designed by a MAC computer xD  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D

FAIL xD
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #398 on: June 26, 2010, 06:06:19 pm »
Its a really funny fact xD  ;D ;D

Bill Gates house was designed by a MAC computer xD  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D

FAIL xD

Yeah, epic fail!!!!! :P :P

But I like!! ;)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #399 on: June 26, 2010, 07:04:10 pm »
im actually laughing.  (i mean people find jokes funny, but its rare for a person to actually LOL).

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« Reply #400 on: June 26, 2010, 09:09:05 pm »
from a mother with love ;D

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #401 on: June 26, 2010, 09:15:55 pm »
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?



From crawling across the street when the sign said, ''DON'T WALK.'' ;D ;D
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« Reply #402 on: June 26, 2010, 09:58:21 pm »
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #403 on: June 27, 2010, 06:34:30 am »
Hahaha....nice ones dodi :D

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« Reply #404 on: June 27, 2010, 09:36:45 am »
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

 i liyked them all ..keep it girl !! :D
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