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nid404:
A boy goes to a dance bar.His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy:Yes, DAD.

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Master_Key:
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get marriedAfter marriage, lots of students gather at their home
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Why???
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Because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeet)

Master_Key:
Getting married is very much like

Going to a restaurant with friends

You order what you want, but
...
When you see what the other has

You wish you had ordered that..

Master_Key:
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?”

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you fo...r the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell...

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?"

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man.

Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen!

Master_Key:
"What time does the library
open?" the man on the phone
asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply.
"And what's the idea of
...calling me at home in the
middle of the night to ask a
question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man
asked in a disappointed
voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the
librarian said. "Why do you
want to get in before nine
A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get
in?" the man sighed sadly. "I
want to get out."

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